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[Eliko]

Eliko you haven't been denting the pavement again have you? Tut Tut

Kneedash Moosh, you'll blow me down.

[Eliko]

Anne, sorry, that was meant for The Microphone, he will understand, hope he reads it, I am on my way out right now, Best Wishes.

[The Microphone]

The Microphone, thank you for your kind acceptance of my apology, as a token of my gratitude I will ensure that no further detrimental posts regarding your team will be forthcoming.

(Even while recovering from over indulgence of the Devil's Brew)

Thx Eliko...a true gent (Bows).......

Yes I watched the Sooties and the mancs too........i thought the cut to Dunns head was caused by fergie kicking an empty scotch bottle and it hitting Dunne instead of Scolesy....LOL

We look forward to taking 12 points from Manchester this season! Can yu play samaras against us as we quite fancy playing against 10 men. Thx in advance.

[saravakos]

The Scum will get ravaged at old ratford next sunday...get ready for an early season tsonda!
i do feel sorry for true fans like you Microphone becuase you have many twats that follow your team. how can you boo your team at half time and full time against everton? they're clearly a better side...your fans just have delusions of grandure i'm afraid. looks like you've taken over from the Toon as the joke club in the Prem.

the funny thing is you lot think you're gonna over take us for 4th where as were trying to push on for 2nd/3rd. you'll struggle to finish 5th going by your results so far (Derby excluded, everyone will pound them...Championship quality team). you lot are obssessed with us, even when we were in the CL Final (yes Champions League, have you heard of it?), your fans started wearing Barca shirts...i mean how embarassing really.

and all this bullshit about things going in cycles...please dont make me laugh! those times have gone. Too much money involved in football nowadays for the big clubs, i.e. the big 4, to drop down drastically. oh and the year doesnt end in 1 too! lol

roll on Sep 15th at Shite Hart Lane

[saravakos]

Summer, 2007


LEVY: Here’s £40M, spend it well.
COMOLLI: Of course I will. Have I let you down before?
LEVY: Well, I suppose Zokora hasn’t…
COMOLLI: He needs to settle! Damn it Daniel how many times do I have to explain the settling down thing! Sacré bleu!
LEVY: Just make sure Martin has the final word on all transfer targets. Don't want to get him upset. He's scary when he's angry.
COMOLLI: Of course I will consult with him. As if I would spend the clubs money without the capo’s word.
LEVY: And if you plan to travel abroad to complete any potential signings, don’t allow some skinny teenager to take photos of any new players, resulting in them appearing on forums before the official site. Be discreet at all times! Remember go incognito.
COMOLLI: Fucking hell, yes, yes. Jesus, I know what I’m doing, I use to work for Arsenal for fucks sake. Chill out. I have a disguise and an alternative name I travel under.
LEVY: Which is?
COMOLLI: Diego Ribas da Cunha.
LEVY: Catchy.



Later on…


COMOLLI: So Martin, who should we bid for? A left-winger perhaps?
JOL: No, no. We need more midfielders, lots of them. All different types. Big midfielders, small midfielders, sexy midfielders, tall midfielders, fast midfielders, slick midfielders, young midfielders....
COMOLLI: A creative midfielder?
JOL: No, no. Let’s buy a left-back instead.
COMOLLI: Ok. But we have a few already…
JOL: Yes, but not Gareth Bale. Fantastic talent. Can score precision free-kicks. I want Bale.
COMOLLI: Ok. Let me just make a note of this……Must sign Bale.
JOL: Why are you writing it on your hand?
COMOLLI: I forgot my notepad.
JOL: Yes, but in crayon?
COMILLI: I left my pencil at home. Ok, so Bale is our target. Anyone else?
JOL: We need a defender, a good one. Young, strong. Someone to cover King.
COMOLLI: You have someone in mind?
JOL: No, no. I trust you to find someone. Scout some players and let me know who you recommend we should bid for. I will give you the go-ahead if I’m happy with the video footage.
COMOLLI: Ok, so two defenders on our hit-list. A left-winger perhaps now?
JOL: No. I want you to bid for Scott Parker and Kieran Dyer and offer them a kings ransom in wages.
COMOLLI: Right, ok. Dyer and Parker.....
JOL: Haha, don’t be a mug all your life. Of course I don't want them. They are shit. I want another young player with potential. Giles Barnes perhaps, or one from the continent.
COMOLLI: Ok, I think I know someone from abroad. Boateng. Good player, bags of potential. Will be one for the future.
JOL: Good, good. I like ones for the future. They need many hugs on the touchline. I'm good at that. Hugging.
COMOLLI: Yes, sir. You are. My back is still recovering. Anyone else? Left-wing?
JOL: Darren Bent.
COMOLLI: Darren Bent?
JOL: Yes. Why not. If we are going to challenge for 4th and all cups including UEFA Cup, why not have the best strike-force in England? Bid for Bent. Levy has money coming out of his bum.
COMOLLI: Ok. So Bale, Bent and Boateng. Left-wing now? A creative midfielder?
JOL: What’s your fucking hang-up on a creative midfielder? We have Taarabt. I will play him when he's ready and he will fill the void. We can save ourselves £10M or so.
COMOLLI: And the left-wing? We need to fill that void. Petrov perhaps?
JOL: Bah, Petrov, Shevtrov. Bid for him if you want.
COMILLI: I could try for Duff again if you prefer?
JOL: Forget it! He chose Newcastle. He got away from us. Its finished. Over. He is not a target anymore. Don't tell me you are still having the nightmares? He's hardly kicked a ball for them anyway.
COMOLLI: I nearly signed him you know. If only we offered him twice as much....if only......
JOL: Just bid for Petrov. Keep the Spurssh forums distracted for a bit. He wont sign. He'll do what Duff did and go where the money is. And all this fuss about a left-winger. We came 5th twice with no left-winger.
COMOLLI: I'll get to work now.
JOL: Good, I have some personal things to do online.

[Hazza]

Evan as a Spurs fan, I found that very funny Saravakos. Excellent stuff

[The Microphone]

Saravakos.......i was gonna savage ya :-O ........but you made me laugh...fair play......very funny.......

I could do a similar one for goonerville but the words would be muffled. Why? coz they're all stuck to the bus windows.

[saravakos]

come on Mic...you can do better than that!! how you gonna savage me with that 2 bit outfit you support?

there is a reason teams (not only us) sing: "lets all laugh at tottenham la lala la!"

[oranos64]

apparently levy says jols off ..whislt he is sounding out a job in holland ...who wants to manage a team of misfits ...who play for a team with no abition .......i
mage dying and never seeing your team lift the league trophy ..christ .....hazza ..micro scope ....whatever you are called ...sheesh boys ...hope youve been laid at least in your lives ....christ ..scarry ehh ...die and never see the team do it ..wow ....

[the_snake_and_the_crane]

haha typical Spurs - hype themselves that they are gonna finish above Arsenal this season the they go and lose the first two games of the Premiership.