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[Eliko]

Uranus64.........you'll no doubt be ever so pleased with Lehman playing pat-a-cake with the football again. Is he trying to Michael Jordan now???? If he throws it in the net from outside the box, it's a 3 pointer!!!!!! ha ha

Always knew that German donkey had a split personality.......but just how many???? Perhaps his next impersonation will be that of a pop idol. He'll to try and balance the ball on the end of his nose, just like (a)SEAL!!!! LOL LOL LOL

At this very moment, a serious forensic investigation is taking place regarding the incident in yesterday's match.

It would appear that the ball was tampered with, apparently it was smothered with 'Vaseline'.

As there are so many 'Bum Boys' among the Spur's supporter's club, it would appear that there is justice in this theory paticularly as there are also traces of the same substance on a football boot which was examined after the match.

[The Microphone]

Eliko.......they were playing Blackburn!!!! With Arse-n Wenger at the helm, you gooner boys should be well used to the use of vaseline......word on the street has it that Lungberg used it during every game at half-time.and now its appeared on the fingers of Lehmans gloves I think the story must be true...........

[Eliko]

Eliko.......they were playing Blackburn!!!! With Arse-n Wenger at the helm, you gooner boys should be well used to the use of vaseline......word on the street has it that Lungberg used it during every game at half-time.and now its appeared on the fingers of Lehmans gloves I think the story must be true...........

I think it would be unfair to speculate on an alternative explanation until the results of the current investigation are made known.

[Eliko]

Eliko.......they were playing Blackburn!!!! With Arse-n Wenger at the helm, you gooner boys should be well used to the use of vaseline......word on the street has it that Lungberg used it during every game at half-time.and now its appeared on the fingers of Lehmans gloves I think the story must be true...........

Shows you how much "I" know about football 'eh?, sorry mate, I was swept away there. my apologies to ALL you Spur's Supporter's

[The Microphone]

I'm not villawagen, but my tip of the day, to avoid being swept away again in future, would be to apply superglue instead of vaseline......

Picture the scene....... Lundberg and Wenger run onto the pitch at the start of the second half joined at the hips........LOL

I'll accept your gracious apology Sir. Proffered like a true gent!

[Anne]

Who are Spurs playing in their next match? More importantly does anyone know who the Poppies are playing?

[Steve0505]

Don't know who the poppie's are Anne, but did you see Taggarts face yesterday when the bluemooners did a job on him, priceless. Now we,ve shown you southern softies how to do it its your turn next.

[Eliko]

The Microphone, thank you for your kind acceptance of my apology, as a token of my gratitude I will ensure that no further detrimental posts regarding your team will be forthcoming.

(Even while recovering from over indulgence of the Devil's Brew)

[Anne]

What do you mean you don't know who the Poppies are!!!

They're Kettering Town, which in case you don't know either is in the Midlands. So I am not a Southerner or a Northerner thank goodness

Yes I did watch the Bluemooners, they did a good job, didn't they?

And I watched the Chelsea Liverpool game, there were a few complaints about he refs decision in that

[Anne]

Eliko you haven't been denting the pavement again have you? Tut Tut