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by Sabre » Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:45 pm
playing scrabble the other day, and put down "tottenham hotspur football club" to my dismay i realised it was only worth 2 points!
what do you call an ever so slightly improved spurs team?......................................newcastle united!
what do you call an ever so slightly improved spurs team?......................................newcastle united!
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by CBBB » Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:41 pm
Sabre wrote:playing scrabble the other day, and put down "tottenham hotspur football club" to my dismay i realised it was only worth 2 points!
what do you call an ever so slightly improved spurs team?......................................newcastle united!
Enough of the cutting remarks!
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by Zorba » Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:45 pm
One more,please.
A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any local matches being played that afternoon.
"Well," replies the man, "the Arsenal ground is very close but they're playing away today. If you feel you really must see a match, the Tottenham ground is not that far away. You go straight down this road and you'll see two queues, a big queue and a small queue.
You should go to the small queue because the big one is for the fish and chip shop.
A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any local matches being played that afternoon.
"Well," replies the man, "the Arsenal ground is very close but they're playing away today. If you feel you really must see a match, the Tottenham ground is not that far away. You go straight down this road and you'll see two queues, a big queue and a small queue.
You should go to the small queue because the big one is for the fish and chip shop.
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by CBBB » Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:52 pm
Zorba wrote:One more,please.
A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any local matches being played that afternoon.
"Well," replies the man, "the Arsenal ground is very close but they're playing away today. If you feel you really must see a match, the Tottenham ground is not that far away. You go straight down this road and you'll see two queues, a big queue and a small queue.
You should go to the small queue because the big one is for the fish and chip shop.
Obviously a Cypriot fish and chip shop, they are the best!
Get back to your dodgy dancing! All men(?) together.
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