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Postby LENA » Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:18 pm

Recently a man had to visit hospital to get out of his dick his ring. His mistress found it in his pocket and while he was asleep she put it to his dick. Which is worst:
1. Your mistress to find out that you are married?
2. To explain to your wife how you got the ring to your dick?
3. Or to realize that your dick feed in the ring??
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Postby Simon » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:24 pm

THREE DEFINITELY :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby queenslander » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:03 pm

I think it be worse if you had to get the vacuum hose removed! You know what they say 'Whats the difference between a wife and a job? after 6 months your job still sucks :wink:
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Postby webbo » Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:38 pm

He! He! He!

BUBBLES X
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Re: Married!!

Postby Peterc » Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:50 pm

LENA wrote:Recently a man had to visit hospital to get out of his dick his ring. His mistress found it in his pocket and while he was asleep she put it to his dick. Which is worst:
1. Your mistress to find out that you are married?
2. To explain to your wife how you got the ring to your dick?
3. Or to realize that your dick feed in the ring??


Lena, I like it :lol: :lol: :lol:
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