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Postby webbo » Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:01 am

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude
woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred
years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a
single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a
hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given
life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the

shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.

After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left,

"Would you care to do it again?"

He asks her "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, Oh, yes, let's!

But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeons down
and you shit on their heads."


AND WHAT WERE YOU....THINKING????
Enjoy your day, BUBBLES X 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Re: Statues

Postby denizaksulu » Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:12 am

webbo wrote:There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude
woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred
years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a
single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a
hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given
life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the

shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.

After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left,

"Would you care to do it again?"

He asks her "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, Oh, yes, let's!

But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeons down
and you shit on their heads."


AND WHAT WERE YOU....THINKING????
Enjoy your day, BUBBLES X 8) 8) 8) 8)




Thanks. Thats a good start for my day :lol: :lol:
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Re: Statues

Postby webbo » Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:31 am

denizaksulu wrote:
webbo wrote:There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude
woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred
years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a
single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a
hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given
life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the

shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.

After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left,

"Would you care to do it again?"

He asks her "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, Oh, yes, let's!

But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeons down
and you shit on their heads."


AND WHAT WERE YOU....THINKING????
Enjoy your day, BUBBLES X 8) 8) 8) 8)




Thanks. Thats a good start for my day :lol: :lol:


Glad to be of assistance my kind friend. Enjoy the rest of your day. BUBBLES X 8)
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Postby aidy » Wed Aug 22, 2007 3:35 pm

LOL

9/10 for that one
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