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[zan]

Especially designed for Chimera to tell us what it thinks about us Turkish Cypriots.

Please keep this thread clear for our honoured guest.

[growuptcs]

zan, always fishing for contraversy. Is your life that boring? You must be surrounded with bitter Turks just like yourself, because I can't see creative Turks stomaching you.(not that they exist either) Just saying it how I see it just like you.(no offense)

[T_C]

You're one to talk about bitter...

Did you even read your post before you posted it?

[zan]

Leave the boy alone T_C, it is getting late. CBBC is on again in the morning.

[growuptcs]

turkish cypriot:

Did you even read your post before you posted it?

Of course I did, and I didn't stutter either. I'm not bitter tc, only when I read about lies for separation on GC's expense. Nothing personal.

[Get Real!]

Do I have the TC gang's permission to humbly say something constructive in this thread?

[zan]

I can't speak for any gang but...I'm in.

[Chimera]

Well, unaccustomed as I am......I must first thank my right honourable agent, that sheep in sheeps clothing, Zan, for this unexpected tribute.

Zan is a man (I think) who remains unspoiled by failure. He battles on regardless. He sometimes gets lost in thought, because it is unfamiliar territory to him. We know him as the man, who would never tell a lie if the truth could do more damage.

I have learnt a great deal since joining this forum, yes I've asked a few silly questions, but the responses never failed to underwhelm me.

For example, I now know that as with mosquitoes, horseflies and other blood-sucking parasites, Turks where spawned in stagnant water.

But I digress.

The topic is what I think about Turkish Cypriots.

Psst, Psst Zan, what are Turkish Cypriots? This phrase is an oxymoronic juxtaposition and I can't think that any such creature could possibly exist.

I've tinkered with DNA and made all sorts of weird and wonderful bacteria, viruses and protozoa; but this construct elludes me.

Please come back to me with more info regarding this thing you call "Turkish Cypriot" and I will see what I can do in my lab.

[Get Real!]

I can't speak for any gang but...I'm in.

Thank you Zan here goes...









I DID say "constructive" didn't I?

[zan]

Well, unaccustomed as I am......I must first thank my right honourable agent, that sheep in sheeps clothing, Zan, for this unexpected tribute.

Zan is a man (I think) who remains unspoiled by failure. He battles on regardless. He sometimes gets lost in thought, because it is unfamiliar territory to him. We know him as the man, who would never tell a lie if the truth could do more damage.

I have learnt a great deal since joining this forum, yes I've asked a few silly questions, but the responses never failed to underwhelm me.

For example, I now know that as with mosquitoes, horseflies and other blood-sucking parasites, Turks where spawned in stagnant water.

But I digress.

The topic is what I think about Turkish Cypriots.

Psst, Psst Zan, what are Turkish Cypriots? This phrase is an oxymoronic juxtaposition and I can't think that any such creature could possibly exist.

I've tinkered with DNA and made all sorts of weird and wonderful bacteria, viruses and protozoa; but this construct elludes me.

Please come back to me with more info regarding this thing you call "Turkish Cypriot" and I will see what I can do in my lab.

That's it? That's what I stayed up for

Well listen up and you will learn another thing since you signed up on this forum. Look to the North of Cyprus at night and you will see some lights. They are the Flag of the TRNC/KKTC and all around them live some people. These people are the Turkish Cypriots. They are the survivors of the onslaught of Makarios and his henchmen, the EOKA terrorists that tried to exterminate them from the island. They survived that onslaught and I am sure that they will survive your little verbal onslaught. You can see them even closer by day if you go to the border with your country. If you ask nicely they might even let you come in and look around. Don't stay too long though because you will like the place and might want to stay. I hear it is particularly beautiful this time of year.


As for your DNA and Bacteria...I would wash my hands before leaving the lab next time....I think you have scratched your head and the growth there has made you think it is a brain of some sorts. Hygiene should be your priority at all times. Who knows what other ailments you might contract.