NTL have the absolute worst customer service
Absolutely god damn right. Bloody rubbish customer service. Good internet, very rarely went wrong over 6 years, consistent fast speeds, very good. But absolute worst customer service EVER. Did you try the nthellworld.com site before it got bought out by NTL? Loads of horror stories on there.
But for me I had the following list of "laughs" waiting on the phone:-
1. Tech support told me I had never fully registered, even though I had used them since NTL broadband was created several years earlier. "I don't know how you are online! You will automatically be logged off in 2 minutes!". We waited. And waited...
2. I once took 3 hours (!!!!) on my holiday bouncing back and fore between 3 departments, trying to get a problem fixed. Wanted to kill someone...
3. A tech support guy actually told me he himself uses BT ADSL as he doesn't like NTL cable...
4. I phone up and get India tech support. They don't understand what I'm saying at all and keep reading the same answer off a sheet. "No sir, the improved speed you require is not available in your area at this time", "But my next door neighbour has it!", "No sir, the improved speed..." etc etc. I kept ringing back and hanging up until I got this scottish woman who sorted out brand new (not out on the market yet) upgrade in 5 minutes. Much like it said on the forums (keep phoning until you get the Scottish woman...)
5. I'm pretty laid back and hate to get into an argument. So one time, after waiting half an hour on hold, when I was told there was an evening service for fixing hardware problems when the customer works but has no-one in the house in the day. Brilliant. Can't fault that! So your man will be around, say, 7pm? No sir, the evening service starts at 4pm and we can't guarantee he will be there before 7pm. We can leave a message with him, but he doesn't have to do anything about it. Ang on then, most people finish work at 5pm or 5.30pm. How is this service helping them? Silence followed that before she started repeating herself. Anger rising I asked her when they could get an engineer out otherwise (no broadband). 3 weeks. I got a bit annoyed at that point, and she actually turned around and told me to calm down and basically started claiming I was abusing her with my rantings. Good grief. Total confused me that one...
God. Anger rising with remembered hatred. Must. Control. Fist. Of. Death. (I'm too much a geek). Fucking wankers (thats better... now for some beer...)
Cheers