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British way of life..

Postby Shipwreck » Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:08 pm

A new Council tax re-evaluation policy wants to charge us more if we
live in a nice area.That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.
We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce
dogs. Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate,
but the police still do nothing.

Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with racist comments.
A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and his
son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone
thought was gay.

Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are
always seen out in nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in
the papers.
They are out of control ..........

Honestly - who'd want to live near Windsor Castle?
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Postby Eliko » Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:11 pm

Shipwreck, you've wrecked me once again !!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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