The Best Cyprus Community

Skip to content


how to make a woman happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We all need a good laugh.

how to make a woman happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby webbo » Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:31 am

>
>How to Make a Woman Happy
>
> It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
> 1. a friend
> 2. a companion
> 3. a lover
> 4. a brother
> 5. a father
> 6. a master
> 7. a chef
> 8. an electrician
> 9. a carpenter
> 10. a plumber
> 11. a mechanic
> 12. a decorator
> 13. a stylist
> 14. a sexologist
> 15. a gynecologist
> 16. a psychologist
> 17. a pest exterminator
> 18. a psychiatrist
> 19. a healer
> 20. a good listener
> 21. an organizer
> 22. a good father
> 23. very clean
> 24. sympathetic
> 25. athletic
> 26. warm
> 27. attentive
> 28. gallant
> 29. intelligent
> 30. funny
> 31. creative
> 32. tender
> 33. strong
> 34. understanding
> 35. tolerant
> 36. prudent
> 37. ambitious
> 38. capable
> 39. courageous
> 40. determined
> 41. true
> 42. dependable
> 43. passionate
> 44. compassionate
>
> WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
>
> 45. give her compliments regularly
> 46. love shopping
> 47. be honest
> 48. be very rich
> 49. not stress her out
> 50. not look at other girls
>
> AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
>
> 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give
> her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of
> space, never worrying about where she goes
>
> IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
>
> 54. Never to forget:
> * birthdays
> * anniversaries
> * arrangements she makes

>
> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
>
> 1. Show up naked
> 2. Bring food and beer!!!!!! - or lots of Keo and then food for Webbo!!

enjoy your day folks

Bubbles x
>
User avatar
webbo
Main Contributor
Main Contributor
 
Posts: 4698
Joined: Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:08 pm

Return to Jokes and Enigmas

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests