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[villawagen]

POLICE. Save money on expensive sirens by putting a police dog on the roof of your patrol car and shutting the door on its tail before attending a 211 or 999 call.

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[Jerry]

Or better still strap VW to the roof and apply 3 million volts to his balls!

[Kristianikos]

POLICE. Save money on expensive sirens by putting a police dog on the roof of your patrol car and shutting the door on its tail before attending a 211 or 999 call.

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Haha this reminds me of a joke with the girl and her cat and dog pulling the wagon..

[paliometoxo]

not 999 in cy.... but nice tip heh

[zan]

POLICE. Save money on expensive sirens by putting a police dog on the roof of your patrol car and shutting the door on its tail before attending a 211 or 999 call.

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The modern sirens would need a whole managery on the roof VW.


The: ni na ni na ni na

would need a donkey on speed

The: wa wa wa wa
would need dogs in succession

And the: whoooooooooo (as in Whooooooooo! Get her!)

would need a gay police man.

[Bill]

The mind boggles Zan -- what would you have to do to a gay policeman for him to emit the whoooo sound

[Get Real!]

A real-life case story:

The VW “tips of the day” have brought a new dimension to my summer life… I now have a driver’s seat full of talc and a dog stuck on the car roof while his balls are attached with a string to the gas pedal… thank you.

Can I please ask on the availability of back-issues and what is the annual subscription rate?

Regards, GR.

[villawagen]

A real-life case story:

The VW “tips of the day” have brought a new dimension to my summer life… I now have a driver’s seat full of talc and a dog stuck on the car roof while his balls are attached with a string to the gas pedal… thank you.

Can I please ask on the availability of back-issues and what is the annual subscription rate?

Regards, GR.

that will be one carlsberg a day sir for that you get one years subscription