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[LENA]

Birkibrisli what we have home are G3s not Uzis http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_&_Koch_G3 Don't worry makazine there are a lot of guns in Cyprus but no gun crime. Our favorite way of settling disputes is by burning each others cars at night or with self made bombs that explode using a timer or remotely by using the internals of a mobile phone. Every Cypriot knowns how to make one of those

I dont!!! Sotos....she is young and she is coming as a student... Are you trying to scare her? Things are not like you present them but yes we do have criminals like the rest of the world and yes some of them prefer bombs and fires instead of guns...but they burn only property ...they do it while nobody is in danger as a threat...

[denizaksulu]

You are right Deniz. My plot in the north pole got a huge hole right where I was building my igloo when a Russian sub emerged right at that spot! I think we should move to Texas the only safe place on earth. I heard some rumors that Bush is selling his ranch. What do you think?

A little bird told me Miltiades has bought the whole lot and is moving there soon. Unfortunately the USA is full of foreigners. I dont mind the Native Americans though, and the USA policies stink. To think that I would swear allegiance to that lot......Dont push me Sotos I'd prefer the RoC and its mobile detonators.
Regards
DA

[BirKibrisli]

Hi makazine. I can safely say that there is no gun crime in Nicosia or Cyprus in general. Its a very safe place to be

Whew, okay... that's a relief. Cos all that gun talk got me thinking...

Birkibrisli has a walking stick gun

I have a confession to make,dear makazine...
I don't even have a walking stick...It is all a big bluff...To keep Kikapu in check...

[BirKibrisli]

Birkibrisli what we have home are G3s not Uzis http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_&_Koch_G3 Don't worry makazine there are a lot of guns in Cyprus but no gun crime. Our favorite way of settling disputes is by burning each others cars at night or with self made bombs that explode using a timer or remotely by using the internals of a mobile phone. Every Cypriot knowns how to make one of those

Don't you start...
makazine will never set foot in Cyprus at this rate...

[BirKibrisli]

Birkibrisli what we have home are G3s not Uzis http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_&_Koch_G3 Don't worry makazine there are a lot of guns in Cyprus but no gun crime. Our favorite way of settling disputes is by burning each others cars at night or with self made bombs that explode using a timer or remotely by using the internals of a mobile phone. Every Cypriot knowns how to make one of those

Sotos, are you serious. A breeding place for potential terrorists? Nooooo. And I have to change my retirement plans again. Too many settlers in the north, mobile timing devices in the south, the Russians underneath the ice caps. Where does one find a peaceful retirement.?
This is serious

Oscar Wilde once said :"you have but three options ,young man!This World...Next World...Or Australia!!!!!!!!"


Your options might be the same,dear Deniz.

[denizaksulu]

Birkibrisli what we have home are G3s not Uzis http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_&_Koch_G3 Don't worry makazine there are a lot of guns in Cyprus but no gun crime. Our favorite way of settling disputes is by burning each others cars at night or with self made bombs that explode using a timer or remotely by using the internals of a mobile phone. Every Cypriot knowns how to make one of those

Sotos, are you serious. A breeding place for potential terrorists? Nooooo. And I have to change my retirement plans again. Too many settlers in the north, mobile timing devices in the south, the Russians underneath the ice caps. Where does one find a peaceful retirement.?
This is serious

Oscar Wilde once said :"you have but three options ,young man!This World...Next World...Or Australia!!!!!!!!"


Your options might be the same,dear Deniz.

ARE YOU CRAZY,MATE? Oh, sorry, I did not tell you that my mother-in-law lives there. I dont want to get any closer thank you.

[BirKibrisli]

Birkibrisli what we have home are G3s not Uzis http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_&_Koch_G3 Don't worry makazine there are a lot of guns in Cyprus but no gun crime. Our favorite way of settling disputes is by burning each others cars at night or with self made bombs that explode using a timer or remotely by using the internals of a mobile phone. Every Cypriot knowns how to make one of those

Sotos, are you serious. A breeding place for potential terrorists? Nooooo. And I have to change my retirement plans again. Too many settlers in the north, mobile timing devices in the south, the Russians underneath the ice caps. Where does one find a peaceful retirement.?
This is serious

Oscar Wilde once said :"you have but three options ,young man!This World...Next World...Or Australia!!!!!!!!"


Your options might be the same,dear Deniz.

ARE YOU CRAZY,MATE? Oh, sorry, I did not tell you that my mother-in-law lives there. I dont want to get any closer thank you.

Fair enough...

There is always New Zealand?????
Haven't been there yet,but am told it is stunningly beautiful and full of sensible people...

[denizaksulu]

Birkibrisli what we have home are G3s not Uzis http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_&_Koch_G3 Don't worry makazine there are a lot of guns in Cyprus but no gun crime. Our favorite way of settling disputes is by burning each others cars at night or with self made bombs that explode using a timer or remotely by using the internals of a mobile phone. Every Cypriot knowns how to make one of those

Sotos, are you serious. A breeding place for potential terrorists? Nooooo. And I have to change my retirement plans again. Too many settlers in the north, mobile timing devices in the south, the Russians underneath the ice caps. Where does one find a peaceful retirement.?
This is serious

Oscar Wilde once said :"you have but three options ,young man!This World...Next World...Or Australia!!!!!!!!"


Your options might be the same,dear Deniz.

ARE YOU CRAZY,MATE? Oh, sorry, I did not tell you that my mother-in-law lives there. I dont want to get any closer thank you.

Fair enough...

There is always New Zealand?????
Haven't been there yet,but am told it is stunningly beautiful and full of sensible people...

I like new Zealand, still too close.

[BirKibrisli]

Birkibrisli what we have home are G3s not Uzis http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_&_Koch_G3 Don't worry makazine there are a lot of guns in Cyprus but no gun crime. Our favorite way of settling disputes is by burning each others cars at night or with self made bombs that explode using a timer or remotely by using the internals of a mobile phone. Every Cypriot knowns how to make one of those

Sotos, are you serious. A breeding place for potential terrorists? Nooooo. And I have to change my retirement plans again. Too many settlers in the north, mobile timing devices in the south, the Russians underneath the ice caps. Where does one find a peaceful retirement.?
This is serious

Oscar Wilde once said :"you have but three options ,young man!This World...Next World...Or Australia!!!!!!!!"


Your options might be the same,dear Deniz.

ARE YOU CRAZY,MATE? Oh, sorry, I did not tell you that my mother-in-law lives there. I dont want to get any closer thank you.

Fair enough...

There is always New Zealand?????
Haven't been there yet,but am told it is stunningly beautiful and full of sensible people...

I like new Zealand, still too close.

[Kikapu]

Hi makazine. I can safely say that there is no gun crime in Nicosia or Cyprus in general. Its a very safe place to be

Whew, okay... that's a relief. Cos all that gun talk got me thinking...

Birkibrisli has a walking stick gun

I have a confession to make,dear makazine...
I don't even have a walking stick...It is all a big bluff...To keep Kikapu in check...

Makazine,

I think our good friend Birkibrisli was told once or twice in his life by young ladies
"Is that a walking stick or you are just pleased to see me" and has used the "walking stick talk", just to boost his own ego.