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A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when
he notices a little girl next door in a little red cart with little
ladders hung on the side and garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The little girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the cart tied to a dog
and a cat.

The fire-fighter walks over to take a closer look, 'that's a lovely fire
engine,' he says admiringly.

'Thanks,' says the little girl.


The fireman looks closer and notices the little girl has tied one of
the cart's strings to the dog's collar and one to the cat's testicles.

'Little colleague,' says the fire-fighter, 'I don't want to tell you
how to run your fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope around the
cat's collar, I think you could probably go a lot faster.'

The little girl pauses for a moment, looks at the wagon, at the dog
and at the cat, then up at the fireman and says 'You're probably right,
but then I wouldn't have a f*cking siren, would I?'