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[greek.god]

Now here are the rules that govern Men. These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!


1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what
we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to
act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We
have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...
Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

[paliometoxo]

LoL very nice post.... espesially about the yes no thing... girls always saying well see maybe and yes meaning no.. and the crying thing... turn on the tears to get what they want... ive seen it to many times apart from the sport thing.. most girls i see like football and i hate it lol

[greek.god]

My wife hates anything to do with sports and unfortunately I grew up a sports junkie. During the fall when U.S. football begins, I am glued to the T.V. on Sundays. If I could combine sports and sex I would be a billionairre.

[devil]

If a lady says no, she means maybe. If she says maybe, she means yes. If she says yes, she's no lady!

[paliometoxo]

LoL sweet... i used to liek soccerr but i never do.. the girls here all of them love football ( soccerr ) and go to the matches..... i duno about the other sports but my friend i went with her to a match even though i hate them and they shout throw things and cry when their team loses.. lucky i got in free omonoia against apoel.. and of course apoel wone 3 - 1 and people where throwing things shouting beating eachother up over football :s this one man and his son where beaten up when they went.. actually i think it was just his dad but just imagine ur a 10 yr old kid and some idiots beat ur dad up infront of u and u cant do ANTHING.. over football wtf?

[LENA]

Greek.God...are you sure you have married or date the right women? Paliometoxo? I guess you are a guy and you are in the same list with dating the wrong women...well I agree in some points...some women are crazy ... like the toilet seat...you want it up we want it down ... so fix it as you want it but dont pee ON the toilet seat or around the toilet/floor but IN the toilet...use at least one part of your body correctly :p Ok I was nasty there but guys talk to your girl/wife...dont just say "yes honey" or "nai mana mou" (as VW does ) talk discuss what is bothering you and come to some agreements...each of you has to step back from some things.

Anyway Thanks Greek.God I laughed a lot with the above...

[LENA]

LoL sweet... i used to liek soccerr but i never do.. the girls here all of them love football ( soccerr ) and go to the matches..... i duno about the other sports but my friend i went with her to a match even though i hate them and they shout throw things and cry when their team loses.. lucky i got in free omonoia against apoel.. and of course apoel wone 3 - 1 and people where throwing things shouting beating eachother up over football :s this one man and his son where beaten up when they went.. actually i think it was just his dad but just imagine ur a 10 yr old kid and some idiots beat ur dad up infront of u and u cant do ANTHING.. over football wtf?

Its so sad what is been happening the last few years in our football matches...beating up people, insulting each other...even killing each other...and dont give a damn if kids are there

[paliometoxo]

LoL always use it correctly ;p

[LENA]

LoL always use it correctly ;p

Erm... ...good to know.

[Sotos]

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

Never a woman told me to put down the toilet seat. If she did I would think exactly like above and wonder why she would ask such thing!!!