humanist wrote:Heys Kiks, go for it......... lets hear it I feel respected enough by your thoughts, But I'd better not have heard it before. However I hope other gay members do not get offended.
Humanist has given the go ahead, so here is the joke.
A Gay man goes to have his prostate glands examined, so the doctor asks him to pull down his pants and bend over. The doctor puts on a rubber glove and inserts his finger in the man's ass to test for enlarged prostate.
Upon finishing the examination, the doctor says, "Everything is fine".
The Gay man says, "Doctor, may I ask you which finger you used".
The doctor says, "Well, not that it makes any difference, but I used my index finger."
The Gay man says "Would you mind examining me again, but use your middle finger this time".
The doctor says "What ever for".
The Gay man says, "I would like to get a second opinion".