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Postby webbo » Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:10 pm

[size=18]A man was driving down the road and ran out of petrol.
Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"?
"I'm out of petrol!"
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his petrol tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
"Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.
"Wow!" the man exclaimed.
"What did you put in my petrol tank"?


The bee answered, "BP."
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Postby villawagen » Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:26 pm

doh !!!! :lol: :lol:
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Postby Eliko » Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:35 pm

webbo, is that a true story? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Postby webbo » Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:27 pm

Eliko wrote:webbo, is that a true story? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


so the bees say, :lol: :lol:

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Postby Svetlana » Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:39 am

Would that work in a diesel car?


BTW do you know why Bees hum?




It's because they don't know the words.

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Postby nasos007 » Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:18 pm

Svetlana wrote:Would that work in a diesel car?
BTW do you know why Bees hum?
It's because they don't know the words.
Lana

heheheh
hahahahaha

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