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The Lawn Mower!!

Postby webbo » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:37 am

Sorry guys!!

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hintingthat I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to takecare of first, the truck, the car, or golf -always something I thought more important to do. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.When I arrived home one day, I
found her seated in the tall grass,busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. Iwas gone only a few minutes when I came out again and handed her atoothbrush.I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweepthe driveway."The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.Moral to the story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person isalways right, and the other is the husband!!!

Keep smiling, :lol: :lol:
Bubbles x


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Re: The Lawn Mower!!

Postby iceman » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:04 am

webbo wrote:"The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.Moral to the story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person isalways right, and the other is the husband!!!


Serves you bloody right.. :lol: :lol: :lol: You should have learned that long time ago :wink:
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Postby Eliko » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:34 am

Buy yourself a rabbit, put it into an enclosure with no bottom and shift it from place to place, the grass will be nibbled nicely, all you will need then is a shovel and broom to clear up the droppings.

An idea worthy of villawagen 'eh?. :lol:
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Postby webbo » Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:12 pm

Eliko wrote:Buy yourself a rabbit, put it into an enclosure with no bottom and shift it from place to place, the grass will be nibbled nicely, all you will need then is a shovel and broom to clear up the droppings.

An idea worthy of villawagen 'eh?. :lol:


Bet he is spitting feathers for not thinking of that, though i have it on good authority that he has been working hard these last 2 days. Well, actually, straight from the horse's mouth!!!lol!!

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