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[lynne9999]

A priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church.


One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the c0ck was missing.


He knew about the c0ck fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church.


During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a c0ck?"


All the men stood up.


"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c0ck?"


All the women stood up.


"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a c0ck that doesn't belong to them?"


Half the women stood up!


“No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has anybody seen MY c0ck?"


Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

[Eliko]

lynne9999, Nice one !, there is another similar story, the same priest had a chicken farm, one of his 'Pullets' escaped, as he gave chase his cockerel also escaped and he ran through the village shouting,

"Catch my cock and pullet !".....................................