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The delights of growing old!


Three men were discussing ageing at the nursing home.
Sixty is the worst age to be,' said the 60-year-old.
You always feel like you have to pee.
And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes
out!'

'Ah, that's nothin ',' said the 70-year-old.
When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement anymore.
You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and
nothin' comes out!'

'Actually,' said the 80-year-old, 'Eighty is the worst age of all.'

'Do you have trouble peeing too?' asked the 60-year-old.

'No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00.
I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.'

'Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?'

'No, I have one every morning at 6:30.'

With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, 'Let me get this
straight.
You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every morning at 6:30. So
what's so tough about being 80?'

'I don't wake up until 7:00.'

[Eliko]

Shipwreck,

[Cyprus4MeSoon]

Nice one!