Bubbles
> WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
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>
>For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
>
>We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
>Schitt!'
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>
>Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
>intellectual way.
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>Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
>magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They
had
>one son, Jack.
>
>In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
>produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
>Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt..
>
>Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
high
>school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
>divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids
were
>living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then
>known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
>
>Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with
a
>rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
>children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
>childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony.
> The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens
>nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
>
>Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He
recently
>returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
>
>Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct
them.
>
>Sincerely,
>Crock O. Schitt
>
>NOTE: PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH.
>REMEMBER: LAUGHING LOWERS THE BLOOD PRESSURE.
