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by **villawagen** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:02 am

webbo thought of this one in the pub last night, just after we had consumed a curry :shock:

(so don't blame me :wink:

)

this one is for the health conscious and gardner's !!!

ok then here it is

colonic irrigation :shock:

don't go to the expense of going to special clinics to perform colonic irrigation on you :shock:

simply go to your garden, shove a hose pipe up your arse, turn the tap on and remove the hose after 3 minuets of intense discomfort. leave the tap running and aim your bottom in the direction of your plants :oops:

then hay presto !!! you have clean bowels and at the same time fertilised and watered your garden

look out for more helpful tips tomorrow :wink:

by **tessintrnc** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:04 am

Now why, oh why have I never thought of that???????????
YUK.... :lol:

by **Get Real!** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:05 pm

Sounds like a great start to composting!

by **Spetz** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:41 pm

Let us know how it went once you try it ;0

by **Shipwreck** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:50 pm

Have to say 'er indoors was not impressed when I tried it out on her as she was carrying out a close quarter inspection in her veggie patch!

by **Cyprus4MeSoon** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:36 pm

Excellent, will give it a try!!!! :lol:

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