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[emjd]

Little Patrick asked for a bike for his birthday.
His Dad replied "We'd get you one but our mortgage is £80,000 and your Mum has lost her job"

Next day Patrick walked out with his suitcase packed.
Dad asks "Where are you going son?"
Patrick replied "I walked past your room last night and I heard you tell mum you were pulling out, then I heard mum tell you to wait because she was coming too. I'm not staying here on my own with an £80,000 mortgage and no f***ing bike!"

[Eliko]

emjd, nice one......