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[bigdog]

police have just named the man arrested for setting fire to a car at Glasgow airport.
It's Singe Majeep

police update - a muslim man has just driven a vechicle into the retaining wall of Glasgow airport. police believe it may be the start of the religious holiday Ramavan

Due to new non smoking laws, all muslims are reminded to extinguish themselves before entering any UK airports.

This one for Highlander
the guy on fire was named as maheedz zahroastin

[devil]

A satire on the whole affair.

[Smiler Brian]

The sign at the front door was not translated into their language they thought ALIGHT HERE was compulsory

[Radio]

Liverpool airport was closed for 6 hours today while police checked out a suspicious vehicle. It had a valid tax disc, and the wheels and radio hadn't been removed.

[Mills Chapman]

This thread reminds of the Heathrow p.a. address hoax: http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/news/cont ... _page.html

My favorite ones are Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted.

[Smiler Brian]

Several Iraqi doctors, several bombs, zero dead

Harold Shipman, 1 syringe, 300 dead

Makes you proud to be British

[steverundle]

If the Bard were alive today he may have penned this!!!!



Twas doon by the inch o' Abbots
Oor Johnny walked one day
When he saw a sicht that troubled him
Far more that he could say
A fanatic muslim bastard
Wiz doin what he'd planned
And intae Glesca's departure hall
A Cherokee he'd rammed.



A big Glaswegian polis
Came forward tae assist
He thocht "a wumman driver"
Or at least someone half-pissed
But to his shock nae drunken Jock
Emerged to grasp his hand
But a flamin Arab loony
Frae Al Qaeda's band


The mad Islamist nut-case
Had set hissel' on fire
And swung oot at the polis
GBH his clear desire
Now that's no richt wur Johnny cried
And sallied tae the fray
A left hook and a heid butt
Required tae save the day.


Now listen up Bin Laden
Yir sort's nae wanted here
For imported English radicals
Us Scoatsmen huv nae fear
Oor hame grown Glesca Asians
Will have nae bluidy truck
So tak yer worldwide jihad
An get yersel tae F***

[steverundle]

f the car/airport thing had happened in a US airport, compared to Glasgow

Eyewitness accounts.

America:"Oh my God! There was a man on fire, he was running about, i just ran for my life. I thought i was gonna die, he got so close to me"

Glasgow "C*nt wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up n gave him a good boot, then decked him"

America:" I just wanna get home, away from here. I just wanna get home, thought i was gonna die"

Glasgow:" here shug, am no leaving here till am oan a f*ckin' plane!"

America:" there was pandemonium, people were running in all directions,we didn't know what was happening thought i was gonna die"

Glasgow:"F*ck this fir a kerry oan, moan we ll get a pint in"

America:" We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister,and was trying to get into his trunk, I thought we were gonna die, I just ran for my life"

Glasgow:"a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire, and the dafty couldnae even open his boot, he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot to the baws"

America: there was this huge explosion, it sounded like war, I thought i was gonna die"

Glasgow:" There wis a bang, yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a fire it wis like that"

America:" I'm too traumatized even to speak, I thought i was gonna die"

Glasgow "here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear, if am gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it"


& finally,

two quotes from an eye-witness.......john smeaton (these are real)

John just surpassed himself on the National ITV new. The interviewer asked "What message do you have for the bombers" - he replied "This is Glasgow we'll just set about you"

John done an interview on cnn and they asked how he restrained the guy
and he said "me and other folk were just tryin 2 get the boot in and some
other guy banjoed him" !

[webbo]

One of the Glasgow bombers Singed Majeep is complaining that all he gets in hospital to eat is haggis, neeps and tatties. What the heck does he expect in the burns unit?
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Did you know there is a new website for muslim terrorists to get in touch with their old pals? It's at www.friends-reignited.com

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For sale, Green Cherokee Jeep, 20000 miles one careful owner, goes like a bomb!

[devil]

One of the Glasgow bombers Singed Majeep is complaining that all he gets in hospital to eat is haggis, neeps and tatties. What the heck does he expect in the burns unit?

That is quite a Rab-id remark!