Boys surely the look of the place would have spoken for itself about what you would have got. Sorry to hear your paying for it though.
Personally when am in Cyprus I love the little old tavernas especially one in a little side street in the old town the pedestrian neighbourhood. You gotta go downstairs and also the family run soup kitchen type things except they make no soup, but nice "kleftiko" there's one accross the market near the green line "mairko".
Oooooh I wanna come to Cyprus now and meet a great bunch of Cypriots like you guys
Viwpoint its more than you have ever done am sure and its not up to them to fix the Cyprus thing. The politicians haven't manged to do it so why should they. I am sure they have done more though, they have come together and learnt from each other and guess what VP the greek monsters didn't swollow the turkish guys.