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Concept Of God in Major Religions

Postby QAMERSLAND » Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:43 am

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Postby kafenes » Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:07 am

The head priest at a certain church was out for the day, so he asked the deacon to do confession for him. The deacon agrees, and the first person that comes says, "Forgive me, for I just gave a guy a blow job." He says, "You have sinned."

Then he looks at the sheet on the wall that had punishments for certain sins on it, but blow job was not on there, so he went out to ask one of the altar boys what he usually gives for a blow job. The altar boy answered, "Oh, about five dollars."
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Postby Hazza » Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:13 am

LOL Kafenes. Was just about to start typing a fuck off message to Quasi over there, but I like your style better:)
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Postby kafenes » Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:17 am

Hazza wrote:LOL Kafenes. Was just about to start typing a fuck off message to Quasi over there, but I like your style better:)


I thought about that as well. :) :)
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Postby miltiades » Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:48 am

Did you know that the most prolific watchers of pornography are religious nuts.
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Postby iceman » Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:04 am

kafenes wrote:
Hazza wrote:LOL Kafenes. Was just about to start typing a fuck off message to Quasi over there, but I like your style better:)


I thought about that as well. :) :)


Thinking is not enough...

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FUCK OFF where you came from and take your religious crap with you!!!
If we want religion we know where to get it from,no need for you to litter the forum..
I think the admin has put up long enough with you..
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Postby miltiades » Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:19 am

I second that , and request that admin bans religious fanatics from this forum. We see enough damage done by religious nuts the world over lets have none on this forum , this guy is inciting anti religious fervour that can easily offend some ordinary decent religious folk.
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Postby zan » Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:34 am

miltiades wrote:Did you know that the most prolific watchers of pornography are religious nuts.



Shit! I will have to go to confession now and maybe I could even make a few bucks. :wink:
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Postby Smiler Brian » Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:45 pm

A mate of mine went into town one night and got himself TWO blowjobs. He came back to the flat and offered to give me one, I declined. Mates eh?
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