Well, Lady Lena and Gents, looks like I've missed out on some fun today.
If a woman has a flat stomach it's called an "ironing board." If a man has well developed abdominals they're called a "six pack." Pretty sexually chauvinstic terms, if you ask me, but "lady lumps" and "fried eggs"?
How 'bout giving the word "breasts" a try? Anyway, Lena mou, I'm told that an attractive belly dancer requires a little flesh around the middle, so I'm sure you'd make a fine one.
Now Humanist, can you dance the tsiftetelli and zembeikiko? I think, Lena, we need to hold auditions. What do you think?
Here's a story for Humanist. Ages ago, when my father took us to Cyprus to meet our relatives for the first time, it appeared that somehow we were related to everyone in this particular district of Lefkosia. As such, it was difficult to remember everyone's name, so "out of the mouths of babes" it came from my little brother, "When in doubt, Andrea or Androula."