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[Get Real!]

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This is the voice of Cyprus!

Ok regular boys and girls, the man you've all being dying to meet,
that sweet, kind, loving, peaceful, good looking, intelligent, fantastic individual all the way from the UK, and now for a limited time only in Nicosia, it's the one and only.... Turkish_Cypriot !!!!

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Free hand grenades for all... oops I mean free autographs for all!!!
(not including GR's which is charged at £20.00 each)

BE THERE!

This Friday 29-06-2007, at 12.30 (lunch time), at the ????? cafe in Ledra Street. What do you call that bloody cafe opposite the jewellery store???

Regards, GR.

[T_C]

I dont come cheap you know!!!!!!!!!

There better be some enterance fee and people coming should feel free to bring me gifts (be creative).

I only eat off china and I don't do ''chairs''. A Chaise Lounge will have to do.

I don't like polluted or recycled air either so please hold your breath whilst in my presence.

Please bring fans with you as it WILL be hot and I WILL need fanning.

You will notice a small gold pot close to me in which you shall put money (MUST BE A NOTE), then bow before me....only now are you allowed to talk and ask A (1) question.

You MUST leave in an orderly fashion and NOT look back. Anyone who takes a second look MUST re-join the queue and try again.

Breaking the rules will result in the loss of a limb (or 2) which will be served as dinner to GR!!!

PS: PLEASE DO NOT INSULT ME BY BLINKING!!



Thank me and you look forward to seeing me on Friday!

[Niki]

Can we have some pics of the mortals worshipping at the feet of the great Turkish_Cypriot please? Just so that we can all gaze in wonder at the magnificent splendour if we peasants can't be there.

[Get Real!]

Ok everyone we finally got the name of the cafe... it's "Flos" in Ledra street.

[DT.]

Can we have some pics of the mortals worshipping at the feet of the great Turkish_Cypriot please? Just so that we can all gaze in wonder at the magnificent splendour if we peasants can't be there.

NO.

bloody peasants

[Crivens]

bloody peasants

I hope you spat a bit at the end of that sentence (on the "P" of peasants). Thats the proper pronunciation according to my Yugoslavian friend.

Cheers

[humanist]

turkish cypriot are you sure thats who you are or a descendant of the British royal family?

[souroul]

im taking some greneades to have them blessed before usage

haha

[humanist]

souroul can we please refraim from jokes involving objects that blow people up ...... just to be a bit mindful of the state of our world and our neighbours in the middle east

cheers

[bigOz]

I dont come cheap you know!!!!!!!!!

There better be some enterance fee and people coming should feel free to bring me gifts (be creative).

I only eat off china and I don't do ''chairs''. A Chaise Lounge will have to do.

I don't like polluted or recycled air either so please hold your breath whilst in my presence.

Please bring fans with you as it WILL be hot and I WILL need fanning.

You will notice a small gold pot close to me in which you shall put money (MUST BE A NOTE), then bow before me....only now are you allowed to talk and ask A (1) question.

You MUST leave in an orderly fashion and NOT look back. Anyone who takes a second look MUST re-join the queue and try again.

Breaking the rules will result in the loss of a limb (or 2) which will be served as dinner to GR!!!

PS: PLEASE DO NOT INSULT ME BY BLINKING!!



Thank me and you look forward to seeing me on Friday!

A true Royal blood!

errrrm..! Will there be free packets of Hellim for us to take away as well?