by villawagen » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:09 pm
by Niki » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:18 pm
villawagen wrote:every day i from now on i shall give you all my tip of the day, to help you all with your daily lives and hopefully make life easier for you all
anyway here is my first tip of the day
when you get up in the morning make sure you talc your bum crack
due to the heat we are experiencing at the moment, sweaty bum cracks can course chaffing therefore causing a sore arse
my arse is in tatters today as i neglected to talc it this morning
be warned people a happy crack is a talc ed one
look out for my tip of the day tomorrow
love vw
by villawagen » Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:09 pm
dinos wrote:RichardB wrote:You're right nIki that a method used by chefs in relly hot kitchens for soothing chef's ar*e
Chef's arse...We call it swamp ass here.
there is a name for it by kafenes » Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:53 pm
Niki wrote:villawagen wrote:every day i from now on i shall give you all my tip of the day, to help you all with your daily lives and hopefully make life easier for you all
anyway here is my first tip of the day
when you get up in the morning make sure you talc your bum crack
due to the heat we are experiencing at the moment, sweaty bum cracks can course chaffing therefore causing a sore arse
my arse is in tatters today as i neglected to talc it this morning
be warned people a happy crack is a talc ed one
look out for my tip of the day tomorrow
love vw
.....and if you don't have any talc cornflour will do!
by kafenes » Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:59 pm
Hazza wrote:problem with using talc is if you need to pass wind. Surely the puff of white powder will give it away..
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