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[BirKibrisli]

HOCA FOR PRESIDENT!!!

Mind you,things can get a bit out of hand with Hoca as President...


One day Hoca was preaching at the mosque.Before he started he asked his flock,"Any idea what I am going to say?" They said they had no idea...
"If you have no idea there is no point in me saying anything," said Hoca walking off. The next time he asked the same question. "We know what you are going to say," said the hopeful crowd. "In that case there is no point of me saying it,"said Hoca walking off again.The next time Hoca asked the same question.This time the crowd was ready..."Some of us know and some of us don't" they said....."In that case,"Hoca said,"in that case those who know can tell those who don't"....

Can you imagine Hoca as a negotiator to solve Cyprob?????

But again,could he do a worse job that the usual suspects????

[humanist]

I SECOND HOCA FORPRESIDENT!!!!!!!! The ones we had for the last 33 years haven't managed to solve anything so we may as well give HOCA a go


Bir ... I love the Hoca story

[BirKibrisli]

I SECOND HOCA FORPRESIDENT!!!!!!!! The ones we had for the last 33 years haven't managed to solve anything so we may as well give HOCA a go


Bir ... I love the Hoca story

Thanks mate....you are right about the ones who have tried so far....At least Hoca will introduce some sanity into the equation....

[humanist]

welcome .......

[Pyrpolizer]

OK then, let's see who want HOCA for President:

One day 2 guys were walking in the forest when they saw a big nut.
They started quarelling, I saw it first it's mine, no I saw it first...
Hoca who was passing by hearing them quarelling said "why are you 2 shouting" and after they told him he laughed and said. Your problem is easy. Look:

He took a stone crushed the big nut in two, ate the content and handling over the shells says:
"here you take half of it, and you take the other half"

[BirKibrisli]

OK then, let's see who want HOCA for President:

One day 2 guys were walking in the forest when they saw a big nut.
They started quarelling, I saw it first it's mine, no I saw it first...
Hoca who was passing by hearing them quarelling said "why are you 2 shouting" and after they told him he laughed and said. Your problem is easy. Look:

He took a stone crushed the big nut in two, ate the content and handling over the shells says:
"here you take half of it, and you take the other half"

This Hoca wasn't British by any chance,Pyros????


Hoca felt like having liver for lunch but did not know how to cook it...
So he asked the butcher for the recipe when he bought the liver...The butcher wrote it on a piece of paper and gave it to Hoca together with the liver...As Hoca was walking home a falcon swooped down a grabbed the liver from Hodca's hand and shoot up into the sky with a wild shriek...

'Don't get too excited,'yelled Hoca after the bird..."You might have the liver,but I have the recipe..."

[Pyrpolizer]

Funny and witty this Hoca guy.
I think I read at ATCA they consider him the last filthy peasant that doesn't give pride to their nation. Atca seems to be the fools paradise.

Hey Birkibrisli, my Hoca was British indeed!

[74LB]

Hoca for President ...............

A man brought a letter to the Hoca:
- Hoca, could you read this letter?
Hoca looked at the letter which was all in arabic. He was unable to read and gave it back to the man.
- Take this to someone else, i can't read it said the Hoca.
- How come? you are wearing the turban of a learned man yet you can't read a letter...
The Hoca took off his turban and placed it in front of the man
- Ok, if it is the turban's skill, put it on and read the letter yourself!

[zan]

Three men where captured by a ferocious tribe in Africa. They were tied to posts and left there for three days in the sun. After three days the Chief walked over to the first man and asked him what he would like for his last request. The man being German asked for a large glass of German beer which he drank quickly to quench his thirst. He was then killed in front of the others and his skin was cut from his body and was used to make a small canoe.
The chief then approached the second man and asked what he would like as his last request. The Scot asked for a bottle of scotch which he took his time drinking and when finished he too was made into a small canoe.
The chief then approached the Hoca and asked what he would like as his last request. The Hoca asked for a fork. Although baffled the chief did as the Hoca asked and gave him what he wanted. As soon as the Hoca got hold of the fork he started to stab himself all over with the fork shouting “ You are not going to make a canoe out of me”.

The old ones are the best……

[T_C]

Three men where captured by a ferocious tribe in Africa. They were tied to posts and left there for three days in the sun. After three days the Chief walked over to the first man and asked him what he would like for his last request. The man being German asked for a large glass of German beer which he drank quickly to quench his thirst. He was then killed in front of the others and his skin was cut from his body and was used to make a small canoe.
The chief then approached the second man and asked what he would like as his last request. The Scot asked for a bottle of scotch which he took his time drinking and when finished he too was made into a small canoe.
The chief then approached the Hoca and asked what he would like as his last request. The Hoca asked for a fork. Although baffled the chief did as the Hoca asked and gave him what he wanted. As soon as the Hoca got hold of the fork he started to stab himself all over with the fork shouting “ You are not going to make a canoe out of me”.

The old ones are the best……

CLASSIC!!!!