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[villawagen]

also the mighty aston villa as well

[Hazza]

Sir, with your propoganda, you have converted me to your Carlsberg religion

[villawagen]

Sir, with your propoganda, you have converted me to your Carlsberg religion

you are more than welcome to join our sect brudda hazza

[Niki]

...and verily I say unto thee wise VW

Thou shalt not commit empty glassesnuss

Thou shalt not commit adultibeer with the mighty Keo

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours beer unless he cannot see thy misdoings

Thou shalt always preach others in the ways of the god Calsberg (or burn in eternal damnation)

Thou shalt not kill thy mates to beget the godly golden liquid

Thou shalt always share the wonders of the Calsberg with thy friends and enemies alike

...and last but not least, thou must never over-consume of thy God or thy will indeed end thy day in tummy purgatory

[villawagen]

...and verily I say unto thee wise VW

Thou shalt not commit empty glassesnuss

Thou shalt not commit adultibeer with the mighty Keo

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours beer unless he cannot see thy misdoings

Thou shalt always preach others in the ways of the god Calsberg (or burn in eternal damnation)

Thou shalt not kill thy mates to beget the godly golden liquid

Thou shalt always share the wonders of the Calsberg with thy friends and enemies alike

...and last but not least, thou must never over-consume of thy God or thy will indeed end thy day in tummy purgatory

i have to confess sister niki that i stand accused of adultibeer, as i was tempted by the fruit of another, in the form of a temptress offering me gifts of t-shirt, baseball cap and lighter these gifts i took and thus has to for-fill my part of the bargain and drink the evil pint of destiny
the shame

how do i overcome these weaknesses

[Niki]

...and verily I say unto thee wise VW

Thou shalt not commit empty glassesnuss

Thou shalt not commit adultibeer with the mighty Keo

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours beer unless he cannot see thy misdoings

Thou shalt always preach others in the ways of the god Calsberg (or burn in eternal damnation)

Thou shalt not kill thy mates to beget the godly golden liquid

Thou shalt always share the wonders of the Calsberg with thy friends and enemies alike

...and last but not least, thou must never over-consume of thy God or thy will indeed end thy day in tummy purgatory

i have to confess sister niki that i stand accused of adultibeer, as i was tempted by the fruit of another, in the form of a temptress offering me gifts of t-shirt, baseball cap and lighter these gifts i took and thus has to for-fill my part of the bargain and drink the evil pint of destiny
the shame

how do i overcome these weaknesses

Unless you lash yourself 1,000 times with a wet flannel while repeating the Hail Calsberg prayer there's no hope!

[villawagen]

...and verily I say unto thee wise VW

Thou shalt not commit empty glassesnuss

Thou shalt not commit adultibeer with the mighty Keo

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours beer unless he cannot see thy misdoings

Thou shalt always preach others in the ways of the god Calsberg (or burn in eternal damnation)

Thou shalt not kill thy mates to beget the godly golden liquid

Thou shalt always share the wonders of the Calsberg with thy friends and enemies alike

...and last but not least, thou must never over-consume of thy God or thy will indeed end thy day in tummy purgatory

i have to confess sister niki that i stand accused of adultibeer, as i was tempted by the fruit of another, in the form of a temptress offering me gifts of t-shirt, baseball cap and lighter these gifts i took and thus has to for-fill my part of the bargain and drink the evil pint of destiny
the shame

how do i overcome these weaknesses

Unless you lash yourself 1,000 times with a wet flannel while repeating the Hail Calsberg prayer there's no hope!

do i have to lash myself with a wet flannel repeating the hail carlsberg preyer, while standing on my roof terrace waring a leather jockstrap and nipple clamps
if not i aint doing it

[Niki]

...and verily I say unto thee wise VW

Thou shalt not commit empty glassesnuss

Thou shalt not commit adultibeer with the mighty Keo

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours beer unless he cannot see thy misdoings

Thou shalt always preach others in the ways of the god Calsberg (or burn in eternal damnation)

Thou shalt not kill thy mates to beget the godly golden liquid

Thou shalt always share the wonders of the Calsberg with thy friends and enemies alike

...and last but not least, thou must never over-consume of thy God or thy will indeed end thy day in tummy purgatory

i have to confess sister niki that i stand accused of adultibeer, as i was tempted by the fruit of another, in the form of a temptress offering me gifts of t-shirt, baseball cap and lighter these gifts i took and thus has to for-fill my part of the bargain and drink the evil pint of destiny
the shame

how do i overcome these weaknesses

Unless you lash yourself 1,000 times with a wet flannel while repeating the Hail Calsberg prayer there's no hope!

do i have to lash myself with a wet flannel repeating the hail carlsberg preyer, while standing on my roof terrace waring a leather jockstrap and nipple clamps
if not i aint doing it

Oh go on then!! I must see the pics tho or forgiveness shall not be yours.

[villawagen]

ok bu i havnt got any nipple clamps, so clothes pegs will have to do

[villawagen]

there ya go sister niki that feckin hurt as well i hope you are now satisfied