Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude, and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then Maude also had a stroke.
But Tilly, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
Gertrude, Maude, and Tilly
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Gertrude, Maude, and Tilly
by devil » Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:15 am
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Re: Gertrude, Maude, and Tilly
by THE HIGHLANDER » Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:02 pm
devil wrote:Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude, and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then Maude also had a stroke.
But Tilly, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
Sorry Devil,but that was crap,no offence but if thats the best you can do,i would not give up my daytime job and stick to reading other peoples jokes,that way you wont make a fool of yourself in future !!!
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by THE HIGHLANDER » Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:38 pm
devil wrote:What mosquito bit you under the kilt?
A bloody green & white one with hoops !!!!!................must have been a fu*kin Celtic one,as the blue & white Gers ones seems to be happy buzzing away singing sectarian songs all day,keeping themselves to themselves not troubling anyone!!!!!
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by THE HIGHLANDER » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:40 pm
lisa1986 wrote:Why was Jesus not born in Liverpool???
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men OR a virgin!!
Nice one Lisa.............thats more like it!!!!
"What do SADAM HUSSAIN and BLACKMEN have in common"?
Answer : There are both well hung !!!!
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by lisa1986 » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:42 pm
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't.
The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't.
The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
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