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[zan]

what church ???? catholic

Does it matter?


Can you also tell me what period between Adam and Eve and Noah the Dinosaurs would fit into???

[friends474]

of course it matters,they think you can sin and then say a few hale marys and your forgiven.
they would be surprised.
funny you should ask this i remember wondering about this a few years ago and the only time i could find was either before adam and eve or after the flood.

[miltiades]

Mosquitoes , malaria , Blue bottles , rats , germs , deceases and human beings !! All created by the Creator !!! Was he highly intoxicated or just playing funny , I mean what is the bloody purpose of deadly viruses , or is it because Adam could not resist a little nooky !!!

Don't forget earthquakes , He made a mess of that , tsunamis that's another bloody mess .
As they say God is stranger than fiction , and fiction God it is.

[denizaksulu]

Hi Friends 474; Peace be upon you (Selam aleykum), sorry I did not answer you any sooner.You know how busy the forum is. As you have noticed it is imposssible to get a word in sideways.
Now you ask me where life came from. It dependes; my life came as a result of a loving union between my late mother and even later father. Oh, I see how life began? Doesnt the bible tell you? Well here goes: in the beginning there was a little Hydrogen atom. It felt lonely and wandered around the void and found another atom. Atom 1 was pleased with what it saw and formed a union with Atom 2 and they created a Hydrogen Molecule. At the same time an enormous black monster appeared. His name was Carbon. The Hydrogen molecules were afraid of the Carbon atom. They decided to sort it out. Lo and behold they found another three Hydrogen molecules and decided to unite forces and sort the big black Carbon out. They joined forces and attacked the single Carbon, but as they approached it they felt attracted to it so much they bonded together.
Shall I go on......Oh common, the exams are over give us a break. I wanna go on holiday. I havent got the time for all this. Go to UCL Library, Physics section and do some scientific research. Now thats a good girl.
Regards Nice talking to you (I AM NOT FUNNY)
DA

[Get Real!]

what church ???? catholic

Does it matter?


Can you also tell me what period between Adam and Eve and Noah the Dinosaurs would fit into???

Come on Zan, didn't you ever watch the Flintstones?

[zan]

of course it matters,they think you can sin and then say a few hale marys and your forgiven.
they would be surprised.
funny you should ask this i remember wondering about this a few years ago and the only time i could find was either before adam and eve or after the flood.

There were only five days before Adam and Eve and the animals that existed on Noahs Ark were not around when the Dinosaurs were. That also included Noah of course.....And on the seventh day he rested.....I bet there were no shopping malls around in those days or jews for that matter. I will always remember the not so authodox Jews in brfick lane. They wore crosses on saturdays and the Star of David on sundays. Great for getting round the working laws in the UK.

[friends474]

zan-
well now we know it was before adam and eve and before you ask, there was no time then 5 days god time is not 5 days our time.

[Niki]

of course it matters,they think you can sin and then say a few hale marys and your forgiven.
they would be surprised.
funny you should ask this i remember wondering about this a few years ago and the only time i could find was either before adam and eve or after the flood.

There were only five days before Adam and Eve and the animals that existed on Noahs Ark were not around when the Dinosaurs were. That also included Noah of course.....And on the seventh day he rested.....I bet there were no shopping malls around in those days or jews for that matter. I will always remember the not so authodox Jews in brfick lane. They wore crosses on saturdays and the Star of David on sundays. Great for getting round the working laws in the UK.

...and was Raquel Welch around in her fur bikini to send Noah on his way?

The Bible seems as as far fetched as the Harryhausen films and far less fun.

[friends474]

da
no your not funny your a miserable old fart!
you dont believe in the lord but you believe in all that atom meets atom rubbish
oh my word i cant believe you actually think that our spirit our soul came from an atom.
im speechless!!!

[zan]

zan-
well now we know it was before adam and eve and before you ask, there was no time then 5 days god time is not 5 days our time.

Sorry but I already trid that one. I did not turn up for work for two weeks and I told the boss that I was on gods time table. Have a guess what happened?????