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[Pyrpolizer]

You are just jealous Zombie of my good looks and my excellent taste in the good things of life !!!!
On a serious level now , body piercing , body mutilation whether is the marking of the tribe members in Africa or the removal of bodily bids is certainly isn't for me. Had the CREATOR !!! intended us to be mutilated surely HE of all Creators would have foreskin .. or rather foreseen the health problems that are associated , or rather attributed to a full size protective bit on the end of our bubble !! Now you know how they make bubble and squeak !!

So why the creator gave you beard? Why he gave you breasts?

[miltiades]

You are just jealous Zombie of my good looks and my excellent taste in the good things of life !!!!
On a serious level now , body piercing , body mutilation whether is the marking of the tribe members in Africa or the removal of bodily bids is certainly isn't for me. Had the CREATOR !!! intended us to be mutilated surely HE of all Creators would have foreskin .. or rather foreseen the health problems that are associated , or rather attributed to a full size protective bit on the end of our bubble !! Now you know how they make bubble and squeak !!

So why the creator gave you beard? Why he gave you breasts?

I hate crudness Pyr , but he also gave me an arse and I dont put to the purpose that it was intended in public . I shave my beard and I take care of my other bits too. Beards are third world relics best suited to pre razor days people. Don't believe these nonsense that the creator is allergic to clean faces , on the contrary I think he hates beards so much that he cursed Eve and gave her one too. A beard that is.

[Pyrpolizer]

My point Miltiades is that f there is Creator he also gave us brains to think. Had you lived in the hot deserts where sunnet started, people were dying from so frequent occurences of fimosis, that found a very wise solution to that. My own brother had fimosis when he was a child, so the doctors fixed the problem for him. When we were children we were teasing him "koutsovilli"/CutPricky...

He also gave men beard and hair everywhere to protect them from the sun perhaps. Too much work under the sun for men.... Not so much for women..

However I can never understand why he gave breasts to male.

[denizaksulu]

Hi Miltiades; I was intending to apologise to you for unintentionally letting you fall into the circumcision trap. The joke was for the benefit of GR. But since you have offended my beard, I am afraid no apology will be forthcoming. Also because of your comments, I am unable to finish off my conversion of GR, which in turn will deprive him of FOUR wives who would have made his day (or was it his night). I think GR will not thank you!

Regards
DA

[Get Real!]

Hi Miltiades; I was intending to apologise to you for unintentionally letting you fall into the circumcision trap. The joke was for the benefit of GR. But since you have offended my beard, I am afraid no apology will be forthcoming. Also because of your comments, I am unable to finish off my conversion of GR, which in turn will deprive him of FOUR wives who would have made his day (or was it his night). I think GR will not thank you!
Regards DA

During my first stroll in the northern streets of Nicosia I chatted up a TC barber (near some Turkish baths) who was very excited to explain how his father performed the fine art and even showed me a sunetti kit now part of his little museum in the shop window!

Frightening stuff!

[denizaksulu]

Get Real; In all honesty, the fear of it is more frightening than the actual performance. No pain at all. Now-a-days the lucky sods get an anaesthetic. There is no justice. Does that mean you will forgo the four wives then?
Regards
DA

[miltiades]

Hi Miltiades; I was intending to apologise to you for unintentionally letting you fall into the circumcision trap. The joke was for the benefit of GR. But since you have offended my beard, I am afraid no apology will be forthcoming. Also because of your comments, I am unable to finish off my conversion of GR, which in turn will deprive him of FOUR wives who would have made his day (or was it his night). I think GR will not thank you!

Regards
DA

Let me offer my apologies to your beard , I do hope that it is big enough to accept my apologies and hold no grudges against me. As a further gesture of good will , I shall forgo shaving , today and tomorrow , will also request that Eve , my wife does too.
I do sincerely hope that you are not the owner of pierced bits , nails through the nose , ears etc. I hate tattoos too but will deal with them in another thread !!
Give my best wishes to your beard .