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[Get Real!]

Your lady gone to bed already? What about your servant?

That little thing can't even fry a bloody egg!

You know it's funny but I use to be married to a great housekeeper but she had the IQ of a Barnacle so I then married a great academic and she has the housekeeping skills of a... Barnacle again!

I give up with women!

Marry a barnacle, they always stick by you......... (Or is that a limpit?)

I recon I should have more than one wife... I've thought about this a lot.
I need a great housekeeper, a great academic, and a great whore!

Any suggestions? Anyone?

[zan]

Your lady gone to bed already? What about your servant?

That little thing can't even fry a bloody egg!

You know it's funny but I use to be married to a great housekeeper but she had the IQ of a Barnacle so I then married a great academic and she has the housekeeping skills of a... Barnacle again!

I give up with women!

Marry a barnacle, they always stick by you......... (Or is that a limpit?)

I recon I should have more than one wife... I've thought about this a lot.
I need a great housekeeper, a great academic, and a great whore!

Any suggestions? Anyone?

The thought of having more than one wife at home and not being able to lock them up in a Harem is just too scary for words.

You could marry a dumb rich whore. That way you can pay for the house cleaner and cook. You can keep your dumb wife whore under the computer table and try to concentrate while talking to your academic female friends on the NET.

[Get Real!]

Your lady gone to bed already? What about your servant?

That little thing can't even fry a bloody egg!

You know it's funny but I use to be married to a great housekeeper but she had the IQ of a Barnacle so I then married a great academic and she has the housekeeping skills of a... Barnacle again!

I give up with women!

Marry a barnacle, they always stick by you......... (Or is that a limpit?)

I recon I should have more than one wife... I've thought about this a lot.
I need a great housekeeper, a great academic, and a great whore!

Any suggestions? Anyone?

The thought of having more than one wife at home and not being able to lock them up in a Harem is just too scary for words.

You could marry a dumb rich whore. That way you can pay for the house cleaner and cook. You can keep your dumb wife whore under the computer table and try to concentrate while talking to your academic female friends on the NET.

Now that would be an academic challenge!!!

By George, you should've been a marriage/sex counselor instead of a blatant propagandist!

[denizaksulu]

Honestly GR, you're going to get strange PMs If you dont be careful. Watch out. Then you have all the MacDonalds. Thats wot they are there for.

[denizaksulu]

GR, Suggestion: first, have a sunnet. Once you achieve it let me know. I will sort out the rest.

[miltiades]

GR, Suggestion: first, have a sunnet. Once you achieve it let me know. I will sort out the rest.

What ever it is , it sounds good , can I have one too please on the rocks shaken not stirred !

[BirKibrisli]

GR, Suggestion: first, have a sunnet. Once you achieve it let me know. I will sort out the rest.

What ever it is , it sounds good , can I have one too please on the rocks shaken not stirred !

Trust me,dear miltiades,you would want to stay away from "sunnet" at this stage of your life...I put up a good struggle till I was ten years old...but had to get the bit cut off at the end...I called it child abuse then...It would be much worse for a 61 year old...

[zan]

With the amount of alchahol in his system, I doubt that he would feel a thing.

[miltiades]

You are just jealous Zombie of my good looks and my excellent taste in the good things of life !!!!
On a serious level now , body piercing , body mutilation whether is the marking of the tribe members in Africa or the removal of bodily bids is certainly isn't for me. Had the CREATOR !!! intended us to be mutilated surely HE of all Creators would have foreskin .. or rather foreseen the health problems that are associated , or rather attributed to a full size protective bit on the end of our bubble !! Now you know how they make bubble and squeak !!

[Get Real!]

GR, Suggestion: first, have a sunnet. Once you achieve it let me know. I will sort out the rest.

What ever it is , it sounds good , can I have one too please on the rocks shaken not stirred !

Do they throw it in the blender these days and offer it to you as a cock-tail? (pun intended)