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[karma]

Hey Karma mou I was just responding to Denizaksulu gardash for saying I don't love my neighbour and I am too destructive. If I were to judge myself straight to hell I would send me
I am glad you will be there to play together, (tavli you said? Ok the one who loses strips first).

Birkibrisli don't worry the passports of the Paradise guys are valid for ALL countries, you can come and stay with us for as long as you like. The passports of us in Hell are only valid for "deeper in hell"

Phew...I tought I was condemned to stay in Paradise for eternity....
But come to think of it,Pyro gardas....if the Koran is right and i will be looked after by 72 (?) virgins if I go to heaven,that might not be so bad after all....Imagine having 72 virgins all to yourself....Mind boggles...but then again,what happens to U when you sin with one of those virgins?
Mind boggles indeed....

Oh Come On Bir, wht kind of a sufi U r, 72 virgins in paradise just will be flying around , thts all, U r not even able to touch them..
Kamasutra stuff is allowed only in hell..But I dont know how to take U out of that boring place once u get in...I dont know if u need visa..I ll ask and let u know...

[Pyrpolizer]

Hey Karma mou I was just responding to Denizaksulu gardash for saying I don't love my neighbour and I am too destructive. If I were to judge myself straight to hell I would send me
I am glad you will be there to play together, (tavli you said? Ok the one who loses strips first).

Birkibrisli don't worry the passports of the Paradise guys are valid for ALL countries, you can come and stay with us for as long as you like. The passports of us in Hell are only valid for "deeper in hell"

Phew...I tought I was condemned to stay in Paradise for eternity....
But come to think of it,Pyro gardas....if the Koran is right and i will be looked after by 72 (?) virgins if I go to heaven,that might not be so bad after all....Imagine having 72 virgins all to yourself....Mind boggles...but then again,what happens to U when you sin with one of those virgins?
Mind boggles indeed....

72??? Aman, one scream each one and I see you escaping to us Birkibrisli gardash.

[bigOz]

Hey Karma mou I was just responding to Denizaksulu gardash for saying I don't love my neighbour and I am too destructive. If I were to judge myself straight to hell I would send me
I am glad you will be there to play together, (tavli you said? Ok the one who loses strips first).

Birkibrisli don't worry the passports of the Paradise guys are valid for ALL countries, you can come and stay with us for as long as you like. The passports of us in Hell are only valid for "deeper in hell"

Phew...I tought I was condemned to stay in Paradise for eternity....
But come to think of it,Pyro gardas....if the Koran is right and i will be looked after by 72 (?) virgins if I go to heaven,that might not be so bad after all....Imagine having 72 virgins all to yourself....Mind boggles...but then again,what happens to U when you sin with one of those virgins?
Mind boggles indeed....

72??? Aman, one scream each one and I see you escaping to us Birkibrisli gardash.

As an atheist coming from a predominantly Muslim society, all this talk of virgins and why the suicide bombers in Palestine or Iraq blow themselves up often comes across and pisses me off as nothing but "bad taste" American politics. I have never seen a video recording of any suicide bomber who claims to be about to blow himself into smithereens, because he will end up with virgins in heaven!

I was wondering if anyone could shed some light on what the Bible says is available to non-sinners when they die and get sucked into heaven?

[Get Real!]

I was wondering if anyone could shed some light on what the Bible says is available to non-sinners when they die and get sucked into heaven?

The "gift" promised is the coming "Kingdom of God" whereby people in some eternal spiritual form will inherit and exist in some spectacular celestial environment not to be missed.

The rest will be eternally tormented in fire and brimstone and whatever other punishments the bible goes on about...

Hell sounds like a non-stop barbecue party to me...

[denizaksulu]

Bir Kibrisli; What you seem to forget is that when the virgins are finished with you, they are still virgins. The Koran also says allegedly, that there will be boys as well. With no other females mentioned there I wonder what are the boys for?

[Get Real!]

Bir Kibrisli; What you seem to forget is that when the virgins are finished with you, they are still virgins. The Koran also says allegedly, that there will be boys as well. With no other females mentioned there I wonder what are the boys for?

I hate to burst your virgin bubbles but spirits, be they in heaven or hell, don't have a gender!

[DT.]

Bir Kibrisli; What you seem to forget is that when the virgins are finished with you, they are still virgins. The Koran also says allegedly, that there will be boys as well. With no other females mentioned there I wonder what are the boys for?

I hate to burst your virgin bubbles but spirits, be they in heaven or hell, don't have a gender!

you mean my spirit will be a hermaphrodite?

[bigOz]

Bir Kibrisli; What you seem to forget is that when the virgins are finished with you, they are still virgins. The Koran also says allegedly, that there will be boys as well. With no other females mentioned there I wonder what are the boys for?

I hate to burst your virgin bubbles but spirits, be they in heaven or hell, don't have a gender!

you mean my spirit will be a hermaphrodite?

Fuck that! Will someone hurry up and find out the cure for death please?

[DT.]

Bir Kibrisli; What you seem to forget is that when the virgins are finished with you, they are still virgins. The Koran also says allegedly, that there will be boys as well. With no other females mentioned there I wonder what are the boys for?

I hate to burst your virgin bubbles but spirits, be they in heaven or hell, don't have a gender!

you mean my spirit will be a hermaphrodite?

Fuck that! Will someone hurry up and find out the cure for death please?

at least getting some action won't be so difficult i guess.

[bigOz]

Bir Kibrisli; What you seem to forget is that when the virgins are finished with you, they are still virgins. The Koran also says allegedly, that there will be boys as well. With no other females mentioned there I wonder what are the boys for?

I hate to burst your virgin bubbles but spirits, be they in heaven or hell, don't have a gender!

you mean my spirit will be a hermaphrodite?

Fuck that! Will someone hurry up and find out the cure for death please?

at least getting some action won't be so difficult i guess.

DT, are you sure your taste buds will be working in Heaven? Since you no longer need to eat to sustain a physical presence, and will be able to communicate telepathically, there will be no need for your mouth either! So not only be you a hermaphrodite but probably a toothless, tongueless spirit floating around!

Nah! I think I'll take my chances in Hell - to enable you to feel the pain and suffering, I am absolutely sure all bodily components will be left intact. WATCH OUT I AM ABOUT TO BECOME A SELF INFLICTED "SINNER"!