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[Peterc]

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a holiday. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the
ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?" (You're gonna love this..... )
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark

[Get Real!]

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a holiday. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the
ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?" (You're gonna love this..... )
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark

It's a good joke but if your Cypriot boss was to catch you hanging off the lamp he’d give you a wet rag to clean it and tell you to go do the rest!

[kafenes]

It's a good joke but can't see how this can help solve the Cyprus Problem or can it?

[denizaksulu]

Get Real; Are you saying that the boss would try to electrocute the person pretending to be a lamp? Wet rag and all that? You got nasty bosses there!!

[Get Real!]

Get Real; Are you saying that the boss would try to electrocute the person pretending to be a lamp? Wet rag and all that? You got nasty bosses there!!

I said clean the lamp not the contact points!

[denizaksulu]

Ok Einstein, sorry GR I would not use a wet cloth near electricity. Use a dry cloth instead. Be safe!!!