A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a
show in a small town in Texas.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb
blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and
starts shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you
can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair
have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep
women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from
reaching our full potential as a person. It's all because you and your
kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but
women in general and all in the name of humour!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologise, when the blonde yells
at him,
"You stay out of this mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your
knee."