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[DT.]

While in Limassol , took my little grand daughter to A S Supermarket for a spot of wine and chock chock buying , waiting at the till for my turn behind an English guy in his mid 40s early 50s , when my grand daughter pulled me by the arm and asked aloud "why is he wearing earrings ?" Not knowing what to say I replied "cause he likes earrings " " Why " she asked , well I said he likes earrings , she took a long breath looked up at the guy and with a resignation in her voice shaking her head uttered in a long drooling voice Stuuuuupid !!
The guy looked round amused and asked , what is your name gorgeous , well she said when I'm naughty my mum calls me a little fucker !!!

What are you saying Dad!!!!!

I dont call her a little fucker! she can be at times but I never say it to her, and you better not have either!

oh oh...i'm guessing we're not going to see miltiades on the forum for a while.

[Kikapu]

While in Limassol , took my little grand daughter to A S Supermarket for a spot of wine and chock chock buying , waiting at the till for my turn behind an English guy in his mid 40s early 50s , when my grand daughter pulled me by the arm and asked aloud "why is he wearing earrings ?" Not knowing what to say I replied "cause he likes earrings " " Why " she asked , well I said he likes earrings , she took a long breath looked up at the guy and with a resignation in her voice shaking her head uttered in a long drooling voice Stuuuuupid !!
The guy looked round amused and asked , what is your name gorgeous , well she said when I'm naughty my mum calls me a little fucker !!!

What are you saying Dad!!!!!

I dont call her a little fucker! she can be at times but I never say it to her, and you better not have either!

Miltiades,

Your butts in trouble now my friend.

[Pyrpolizer]

While in Limassol , took my little grand daughter to A S Supermarket for a spot of wine and chock chock buying , waiting at the till for my turn behind an English guy in his mid 40s early 50s , when my grand daughter pulled me by the arm and asked aloud "why is he wearing earrings ?" Not knowing what to say I replied "cause he likes earrings " " Why " she asked , well I said he likes earrings , she took a long breath looked up at the guy and with a resignation in her voice shaking her head uttered in a long drooling voice Stuuuuupid !!
The guy looked round amused and asked , what is your name gorgeous , well she said when I'm naughty my mum calls me a little fucker !!!

What are you saying Dad!!!!!

I dont call her a little fucker! she can be at times but I never say it to her, and you better not have either!

That's right bambam, tell your dad to finally admit that the only truth in that was upto the point where the little girl simply asked how a man wore earrings!

We live here dear Miltiades, and I cannot even imagine a child calling a grownup "stuuupid", or spelling out words like "fucker".

[BirKibrisli]

Dear miltiades,

If for any reason whatsoever you need to leave England and seek asylum elsewhere,you'd be most welcome to come and share my house here in the great blue wonder of Australian outback...There is a spare room,and an open fire,and lots of fine red wines to drink...Remember to bring the tavli set,karma,Natty and Lena mou with you...bambam will never find you here,i promise...

[miltiades]

But I do swear Bir !!
Bambam will find me anywhere Bir but I have an escape plan at hand !!

[Get Real!]

But I do swear Bir !!
Bambam will find me anywhere Bir but I have an escape plan at hand !!

Maybe it's time you got yourself another alias, after all it's virtually you're trying to hide not physically! Let us know if you need suggestions...

[miltiades]

I stand my ground GR , my shoulders are broad enough to take what ever is thrown at me. My wife abandoned me , ( she is next door doing the washing up just to show me who's wearing the trousers in this house ) , my daughter doesn't speak to me ( until she wants another pair of Jimmy Chou shoes to add to her collection ) and my grand daughter bless her has demoted me to Papou Bira !!! As for my son he thinks its time I call it a day and handed over the business to him !!! I might take Bir on his offer one of this days .!

[Viewpoint]

I stand my ground GR , my shoulders are broad enough to take what ever is thrown at me. My wife abandoned me , ( she is next door doing the washing up just to show me who's wearing the trousers in this house ) , my daughter doesn't speak to me ( until she wants another pair of Jimmy Chou shoes to add to her collection ) and my grand daughter bless her has demoted me to Papou Bira !!! As for my son he thinks its time I call it a day and handed over the business to him !!! I might take Bir on his offer one of this days .!

Then all is well and your granddaughter can say the word fucker to boot, must give you great joy. What other swear word does she know? Do you all laugh and encourage her to use them, how times have changed I would tell my children off when they swore.

[BirKibrisli]

I stand my ground GR , my shoulders are broad enough to take what ever is thrown at me. My wife abandoned me , ( she is next door doing the washing up just to show me who's wearing the trousers in this house ) , my daughter doesn't speak to me ( until she wants another pair of Jimmy Chou shoes to add to her collection ) and my grand daughter bless her has demoted me to Papou Bira !!! As for my son he thinks its time I call it a day and handed over the business to him !!! I might take Bir on his offer one of this days .!

Then all is well and your granddaughter can say the word fucker to boot, must give you great joy. What other swear word does she know? Do you all laugh and encourage her to use them, how times have changed I would tell my children off when they swore.

VP,relax mate...you are truly sounding like an old woman....Kids,especially really intelligent ones, learn very young which words make their parents or carers jump with horror.And they love using their new found power to the limit...And unless the parents believe in corporal punishment,and literally beat them black and blue,they will not stop trying to get their own ways...The best thing to do is to ignore their antics and soon they grow out of it...

[BirKibrisli]

I stand my ground GR , my shoulders are broad enough to take what ever is thrown at me. My wife abandoned me , ( she is next door doing the washing up just to show me who's wearing the trousers in this house ) , my daughter doesn't speak to me ( until she wants another pair of Jimmy Chou shoes to add to her collection ) and my grand daughter bless her has demoted me to Papou Bira !!! As for my son he thinks its time I call it a day and handed over the business to him !!! I might take Bir on his offer one of this days .!

Time for Papou Bira to take Mamou Bira and go on a world tour,I believe...
I will upgrade the bed in the spare room to a double,dear miltiades...And we will truly spoil Mamou Bira while you are here...no washing up for her...I will cook and you can wash up...how does that sound????