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[miltiades]

She didn't mean it when she called you stupid , VP , She is only a toddler , and you shouldn't be wearing earrings at your age !!

[Viewpoint]

She didn't mean it when she called you stupid , VP , She is only a toddler , and you shouldn't be wearing earrings at your age !!

So she copies what she hears around her, words like stupid and fucker....I bet she knows even knows more words...like bastard and shit...I dont wear ear rings.

[alexISS]

The car runs into Miltiades , ALEXISS is drunk , sounds far fetched to me !!!!
Are you certain you didnt get the names mixed up ??

I wouldn't need to be drunk to make a mess with a car in Cyprus, having to drive on the left side of the road would be enough

[BirKibrisli]

Women In Love.

Yes I thought that was the name but was not sure! By the way BK and DT, do not take offence! The title has nothing to do with the wrestling men, there were actually couple of women involved in the film...

You can't fool me,bigOz...I saw that film too...That sceen had homosexual undertones...this calls for a duel (namus meselesi)...pick your weapon...I will fight you after I depose of DT...I should warn you that I am also a champion sprinter...

Nah! I think you will never depose of DT. You'll end up falling in love with each other and living happily - but not ever after! Then miltiades will discover you've been unfaithful and shoot you both with his double-barrel shotgun, before trying to commit suicide by throwing himself at the next white shark swimming happily around Limassol.

Not realising how fat and heavy he is, he'll land on the shark's head knock the poor bugger out and float around (because of his size and buoyance), get caught in the nets of a trawler that will soon sink, because the fishermen getting excited they've caught a huge fish let go of the rudder so close to land, and the trawler runs into rocks.

Resigned to his faith that he cannot even kill himself, and may well have to live with the guilt of killing two lovers for the rest of his life, miltiades eventually climbs back on to land all miserable and knackered. He starts crossing the road aimlessly, not realising Alexis happens to be on holiday driving his rented car on the same piece of road. As faith has it Alexiss is drunk and the brakes fail! The car runs into miltiades, Alexis flies through the window, the car is a total loss....... TO BE CONTINUED NEXT TIME in our next episode!

(Shit! I think I've just written the first feature length "Cypriot tragedy"!)

Sounds more like a Cypriot slapstick comedy,bigOz...You can't get rid of miltiades,DT,Alexiss,and me that easily....DT and I will beat each other black and blue,but in the process we 'll realise we are father and son...We will see some identical birthmarks...We will kiss and make up and when you come for the duel with your seconds,Zan and VP,we will ambush you with the help of miltiades(who will turn out to be my long lost childhood friend Assos) and his shotgun,and turn all 3 of you over to the Americans...The Americans will send you to Egypt for interrogation....There you and Zan and VP will be tortured in separate dangeons till you confess that you are really paid up members of Al Kaida preparing terrorist attacks in London...From there you will be sent to Guantanamo BAy as guests of the Pentagon...BAck in London mrfromng will hire a helicopter and organise a very daring rescue operation for you...With the help of turkish_cypriot he will manage to convince some Americans on Guantanamo Bay that you are really triple agents working for the CIA...(To Be continued...)

daddy?

yes,my son????

Better watch out because it looks like mrfromng managed to rescue VP from Guantanamo...Zan and bigOz are thankfully still locked up there,evident from their silence...

[BirKibrisli]

While in Limassol , took my little grand daughter to A S Supermarket for a spot of wine and chock chock buying , waiting at the till for my turn behind an English guy in his mid 40s early 50s , when my grand daughter pulled me by the arm and asked aloud "why is he wearing earrings ?" Not knowing what to say I replied "cause he likes earrings " " Why " she asked , well I said he likes earrings , she took a long breath looked up at the guy and with a resignation in her voice shaking her head uttered in a long drooling voice Stuuuuupid !!
The guy looked round amused and asked , what is your name gorgeous , well she said when I'm naughty my mum calls me a little fucker !!!

This reminds me of the grandaughter (3years old in September!) of my neighbour here...sometimes when I am minding her and need to go to the supermarket,she always gets whatever she wants from me because if i refuse to buy her something she wants she is very likely to scream on top of her voice,"but I really want it,for fuck's sake..."

And ignore Viewpoint,dear miltiades,we all know he is a prudish, middle aged Turkish woman... He doesn't have our Cypriot sense of humour...

[miltiades]

I do ignore this hypocrite who in an earlier post , quite unprovoked , called my a " fucking bastard " this is a direct missile aimed at my person , I did not retaliate not wishing to lower my self to his level. I swear often , I called him a few names in the past like "propagandist " "foreigner , G/C hater , moron and other such wonderful accolades but never a "fucking bastard" even if he is one.

[bigOz]

While in Limassol , took my little grand daughter to A S Supermarket for a spot of wine and chock chock buying , waiting at the till for my turn behind an English guy in his mid 40s early 50s , when my grand daughter pulled me by the arm and asked aloud "why is he wearing earrings ?" Not knowing what to say I replied "cause he likes earrings " " Why " she asked , well I said he likes earrings , she took a long breath looked up at the guy and with a resignation in her voice shaking her head uttered in a long drooling voice Stuuuuupid !!
The guy looked round amused and asked , what is your name gorgeous , well she said when I'm naughty my mum calls me a little fucker !!!

Reading that just made me realise something miltiades! If people in this forum stopped to think for a moment about their families and children. Looking at little kids both TCs and GCs, people might see where the peace lies. Let us put half a dozen 10 year olds in charge of solving the Cyprus problem and they'll do it in a day!

[alexISS]

While in Limassol , took my little grand daughter to A S Supermarket for a spot of wine and chock chock buying , waiting at the till for my turn behind an English guy in his mid 40s early 50s , when my grand daughter pulled me by the arm and asked aloud "why is he wearing earrings ?" Not knowing what to say I replied "cause he likes earrings " " Why " she asked , well I said he likes earrings , she took a long breath looked up at the guy and with a resignation in her voice shaking her head uttered in a long drooling voice Stuuuuupid !!
The guy looked round amused and asked , what is your name gorgeous , well she said when I'm naughty my mum calls me a little fucker !!!

This reminds me of the grandaughter (3years old in September!) of my neighbour here...sometimes when I am minding her and need to go to the supermarket,she always gets whatever she wants from me because if i refuse to buy her something she wants she is very likely to scream on top of her voice,"but I really want it,for fuck's sake..."

And ignore Viewpoint,dear miltiades,we all know he is a prudish, middle aged Turkish woman... He doesn't have our Cypriot sense of humour...

While I agree that watching children swear, knowing that they have no idea what the words they're saying mean, is sooo cute and funny you can end up teaching them more words just for laughs, it won't be too funny when they turn 12 and call everybody "fucker"

[bigOz]

As miltiades picks himself up from the ground and slowly rises to his feet, he just notices another casualty of his bodily existence on earth . He groans to himself “Oh grawd! Is there no end to this? Why am I still alive?”. Not realising there really is a God in the shape of some hairy alien, watching him through his polarised inter-galactic nuclear telescope and laughing to himself “You bloody communist! So you do not believe in my existence do you – I’ll teach you! Mmmwoooohahahahaha!”…

Meanwhile Zan and Oz go on hunger strike in Guantanamo Bay because they are homesick and the guards are refusing to serve them stewed chick-peas! Instead they have to put up with horribly large portions of prime fillet steaks for the main courses and fattening cheese-cakes for afters. Oz keeps protesting that this is abusing his religious rights because the beef is not “helal”, and also abusing his human rights because he is forced to use forks and knives instead of his hands when devouring his food! His protests gain international recognition when he persistently starts to object to being force-fed beef, when in reality he is an “animal rights campaigner”.

The following day, president Bush makes a public announcement at the White House: “We have no obligations to explain our eating habits to anyone. I say, when in America ‘eat like the native Indians’… ehem!… erm!.. Did I just say that?… No that’s wrong, can we do that part again please?”
The TV crew’s comment “We can’t! We are live on-air sir!”… (to be continued)

[bambam]

While in Limassol , took my little grand daughter to A S Supermarket for a spot of wine and chock chock buying , waiting at the till for my turn behind an English guy in his mid 40s early 50s , when my grand daughter pulled me by the arm and asked aloud "why is he wearing earrings ?" Not knowing what to say I replied "cause he likes earrings " " Why " she asked , well I said he likes earrings , she took a long breath looked up at the guy and with a resignation in her voice shaking her head uttered in a long drooling voice Stuuuuupid !!
The guy looked round amused and asked , what is your name gorgeous , well she said when I'm naughty my mum calls me a little fucker !!!

What are you saying Dad!!!!!

I dont call her a little fucker! she can be at times but I never say it to her, and you better not have either!