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[bigOz]

Women In Love.

Yes I thought that was the name but was not sure! By the way BK and DT, do not take offence! The title has nothing to do with the wrestling men, there were actually couple of women involved in the film...

[BirKibrisli]

Women In Love.

Yes I thought that was the name but was not sure! By the way BK and DT, do not take offence! The title has nothing to do with the wrestling men, there were actually couple of women involved in the film...

You can't fool me,bigOz...I saw that film too...That sceen had homosexual undertones...this calls for a duel (namus meselesi)...pick your weapon...I will fight you after I depose of DT...I should warn you that I am also a champion sprinter...

[bigOz]

Women In Love.

Yes I thought that was the name but was not sure! By the way BK and DT, do not take offence! The title has nothing to do with the wrestling men, there were actually couple of women involved in the film...

You can't fool me,bigOz...I saw that film too...That sceen had homosexual undertones...this calls for a duel (namus meselesi)...pick your weapon...I will fight you after I depose of DT...I should warn you that I am also a champion sprinter...

Nah! I think you will never depose of DT. You'll end up falling in love with each other and living happily - but not ever after! Then miltiades will discover you've been unfaithful and shoot you both with his double-barrel shotgun, before trying to commit suicide by throwing himself at the next white shark swimming happily around Limassol.

Not realising how fat and heavy he is, he'll land on the shark's head knock the poor bugger out and float around (because of his size and buoyance), get caught in the nets of a trawler that will soon sink, because the fishermen getting excited they've caught a huge fish let go of the rudder so close to land, and the trawler runs into rocks.

Resigned to his faith that he cannot even kill himself, and may well have to live with the guilt of killing two lovers for the rest of his life, miltiades eventually climbs back on to land all miserable and knackered. He starts crossing the road aimlessly, not realising Alexis happens to be on holiday driving his rented car on the same piece of road. As faith has it Alexiss is drunk and the brakes fail! The car runs into miltiades, Alexis flies through the window, the car is a total loss....... TO BE CONTINUED NEXT TIME in our next episode!

(Shit! I think I've just written the first feature length "Cypriot tragedy"!)

[BirKibrisli]

Women In Love.

Yes I thought that was the name but was not sure! By the way BK and DT, do not take offence! The title has nothing to do with the wrestling men, there were actually couple of women involved in the film...

You can't fool me,bigOz...I saw that film too...That sceen had homosexual undertones...this calls for a duel (namus meselesi)...pick your weapon...I will fight you after I depose of DT...I should warn you that I am also a champion sprinter...

Nah! I think you will never depose of DT. You'll end up falling in love with each other and living happily - but not ever after! Then miltiades will discover you've been unfaithful and shoot you both with his double-barrel shotgun, before trying to commit suicide by throwing himself at the next white shark swimming happily around Limassol.

Not realising how fat and heavy he is, he'll land on the shark's head knock the poor bugger out and float around (because of his size and buoyance), get caught in the nets of a trawler that will soon sink, because the fishermen getting excited they've caught a huge fish let go of the rudder so close to land, and the trawler runs into rocks.

Resigned to his faith that he cannot even kill himself, and may well have to live with the guilt of killing two lovers for the rest of his life, miltiades eventually climbs back on to land all miserable and knackered. He starts crossing the road aimlessly, not realising Alexis happens to be on holiday driving his rented car on the same piece of road. As faith has it Alexiss is drunk and the brakes fail! The car runs into miltiades, Alexis flies through the window, the car is a total loss....... TO BE CONTINUED NEXT TIME in our next episode!

(Shit! I think I've just written the first feature length "Cypriot tragedy"!)

Sounds more like a Cypriot slapstick comedy,bigOz...You can't get rid of miltiades,DT,Alexiss,and me that easily....DT and I will beat each other black and blue,but in the process we 'll realise we are father and son...We will see some identical birthmarks...We will kiss and make up and when you come for the duel with your seconds,Zan and VP,we will ambush you with the help of miltiades(who will turn out to be my long lost childhood friend Assos) and his shotgun,and turn all 3 of you over to the Americans...The Americans will send you to Egypt for interrogation....There you and Zan and VP will be tortured in separate dangeons till you confess that you are really paid up members of Al Kaida preparing terrorist attacks in London...From there you will be sent to Guantanamo BAy as guests of the Pentagon...BAck in London mrfromng will hire a helicopter and organise a very daring rescue operation for you...With the help of turkish_cypriot he will manage to convince some Americans on Guantanamo Bay that you are really triple agents working for the CIA...(To Be continued...)

[miltiades]

The car runs into Miltiades , ALEXISS is drunk , sounds far fetched to me !!!!
Are you certain you didnt get the names mixed up ??

[DT.]

Women In Love.

Yes I thought that was the name but was not sure! By the way BK and DT, do not take offence! The title has nothing to do with the wrestling men, there were actually couple of women involved in the film...

You can't fool me,bigOz...I saw that film too...That sceen had homosexual undertones...this calls for a duel (namus meselesi)...pick your weapon...I will fight you after I depose of DT...I should warn you that I am also a champion sprinter...

Nah! I think you will never depose of DT. You'll end up falling in love with each other and living happily - but not ever after! Then miltiades will discover you've been unfaithful and shoot you both with his double-barrel shotgun, before trying to commit suicide by throwing himself at the next white shark swimming happily around Limassol.

Not realising how fat and heavy he is, he'll land on the shark's head knock the poor bugger out and float around (because of his size and buoyance), get caught in the nets of a trawler that will soon sink, because the fishermen getting excited they've caught a huge fish let go of the rudder so close to land, and the trawler runs into rocks.

Resigned to his faith that he cannot even kill himself, and may well have to live with the guilt of killing two lovers for the rest of his life, miltiades eventually climbs back on to land all miserable and knackered. He starts crossing the road aimlessly, not realising Alexis happens to be on holiday driving his rented car on the same piece of road. As faith has it Alexiss is drunk and the brakes fail! The car runs into miltiades, Alexis flies through the window, the car is a total loss....... TO BE CONTINUED NEXT TIME in our next episode!

(Shit! I think I've just written the first feature length "Cypriot tragedy"!)

Sounds more like a Cypriot slapstick comedy,bigOz...You can't get rid of miltiades,DT,Alexiss,and me that easily....DT and I will beat each other black and blue,but in the process we 'll realise we are father and son...We will see some identical birthmarks...We will kiss and make up and when you come for the duel with your seconds,Zan and VP,we will ambush you with the help of miltiades(who will turn out to be my long lost childhood friend Assos) and his shotgun,and turn all 3 of you over to the Americans...The Americans will send you to Egypt for interrogation....There you and Zan and VP will be tortured in separate dangeons till you confess that you are really paid up members of Al Kaida preparing terrorist attacks in London...From there you will be sent to Guantanamo BAy as guests of the Pentagon...BAck in London mrfromng will hire a helicopter and organise a very daring rescue operation for you...With the help of turkish_cypriot he will manage to convince some Americans on Guantanamo Bay that you are really triple agents working for the CIA...(To Be continued...)

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[miltiades]

While in Limassol , took my little grand daughter to A S Supermarket for a spot of wine and chock chock buying , waiting at the till for my turn behind an English guy in his mid 40s early 50s , when my grand daughter pulled me by the arm and asked aloud "why is he wearing earrings ?" Not knowing what to say I replied "cause he likes earrings " " Why " she asked , well I said he likes earrings , she took a long breath looked up at the guy and with a resignation in her voice shaking her head uttered in a long drooling voice Stuuuuupid !!
The guy looked round amused and asked , what is your name gorgeous , well she said when I'm naughty my mum calls me a little fucker !!!

[Viewpoint]

While in Limassol , took my little grand daughter to A S Supermarket for a spot of wine and chock chock buying , waiting at the till for my turn behind an English guy in his mid 40s early 50s , when my grand daughter pulled me by the arm and asked aloud "why is he wearing earrings ?" Not knowing what to say I replied "cause he likes earrings " " Why " she asked , well I said he likes earrings , she took a long breath looked up at the guy and with a resignation in her voice shaking her head uttered in a long drooling voice Stuuuuupid !!
The guy looked round amused and asked , what is your name gorgeous , well she said when I'm naughty my mum calls me a little fucker !!!

Nice family upbringing you must be real proud.

[miltiades]

Have you no sense oh humour VP , all dried up like a prune !!!
One of my vans has the registration ROC 69 FVP , do you know how I remember the last part of the number when paying the congestion charge ? The first part is rather easy but the second ? You guessed right !

[Viewpoint]

Have you no sense oh humour VP , all dried up like a prune !!!
One of my vans has the registration ROC 69 FVP , do you know how I remember the last part of the number when paying the congestion charge ? The first part is rather easy but the second ? You guessed right !

Can see where she gets it from, well done.