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[Colmax]

Hi Lana

I see what you mean, real hardcore, I think I'll stick with scary & Co

[Kikapu]

Hi Colmax

If you find the people scary here, do not, by mistake, enter the CyProb Section, they have to employ full time phychiatrists there as Moderators!

Some peope were never found again after thie first visit!

Lana

One can very easily compare the Cyprob Section to the old TV shows like "The Tales from the Crypt" and "The Twilight Zone".

It is very SCARY.

[Hazza]

Welcome along Colmax.

Lana is right about the CyProb section, its very scary in there. I've been a member here for over 2 years and I still don't have the bottle to go in there.

[Kikapu]

Welcome along Colmax.

Lana is right about the CyProb section, its very scary in there. I've been a member here for over 2 years and I still don't have the bottle to go in there.

That's funny Hazza, because my very first post was attacking Piratis.

Talk about being Masochistic.

[Niki]

You just need to read a few posts there to get the gist, the rest are repeats with a bit of fruity language thrown in.

[Natty]

Problem with the CyProb section is that there is way too much testoterone

I reckon we need a bit more oestrogen… come on ladies, who's with me?

[BirKibrisli]

Problem with the CyProb section is that there is way too much testoterone

I reckon we need a bit more oestrogen… come on ladies, who's with me?

That's the spirit,Natty mou...we definitely need more oestrogen in the Cyprob section,now that Lena mou has met with faul play and is temporarily absent...I for one miss her feminine charm and sensibility...

Let me know when you and karma plan to murder GReal,so I can prepare
your hiding places and good allabies (that spellling looks wrong but you know what I mean)...But do you really have to murder poor GR...?Can't you kidnapp him and bring him here with you...he might come handy as sexslave or something,strictly for the ladies of course...
oh and we need a fourth member for the tavli competition....

[Svetlana]

Hi colmax

I did not mean to imply that everyone who contributes to CyProb is the same, but most fall into one of more of the following categories:

mentalist on Day Release,
Psychopaths,
holders of passports for Cloud Cookoo Land,
Propogandists,
close relations to the Boston Strangler,
inhabitants of Fantasy Island,
ASBOs (Someone given an Anti-Social Behaviour Order, by a Court)
and 'Oi, who are you looking at? Outside NOW!' types


As Niki says, whatever the title of the thread here are only three posts, therefter they are just repeated:

i) You have stolen our land, give it back!

ii) No, we are keeping it and our army is bigger than your army!

iii) I blame the CyProb on... (select one or more of the following)
EOKA
the British,
the CIA,
the TMT
the Church,
the Ottoman Empire
Enosis
Taxim
Denktach/Papadopoulos/Kissinger/Grivas/Samson/Borat
Global warming

<Edited to say, I am not belittling the chronic distress caused by Cyprob, merely poking some gentle fun at how we address it on the Forum at times >

Lana

[Kikapu]

Hi colmax

I did not mean to imply that everyone who contributes to CyProb is the same, but most fall into one of more of the following categories:

mentalist on Day Release,
Psychopaths,
holders of passports for Cloud Cookoo Land,
Propogandists,
close relations to the Boston Strangler,
inhabitants of Fantasy Island,
ASBOs (Someone given an Anti-Social Behaviour Order, by a Court)
and 'Oi, who are you looking at? Outside NOW!' types

Lana

Oh Lana, you left my type out.!!!

You know, the Lovable, Gentle, Caring, Polite, Non-Judgemental, and the Good Looking.

[BirKibrisli]

Hi colmax

I did not mean to imply that everyone who contributes to CyProb is the same, but most fall into one of more of the following categories:

mentalist on Day Release,
Psychopaths,
holders of passports for Cloud Cookoo Land,
Propogandists,
close relations to the Boston Strangler,
inhabitants of Fantasy Island,
ASBOs (Someone given an Anti-Social Behaviour Order, by a Court)
and 'Oi, who are you looking at? Outside NOW!' types

Lana

Oh Lana, you left my type out.!!!

You know, the Lovable, Gentle, Caring, Polite, Non-Judgemental, and the Good Looking.

What about the highly intelligent,sensitive,passionate,loyal,(and goodlooking of course Kikapu) True Cypriots....
Don't forget about us,Lena...