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Re: Newbie saying a quick hi!

Postby Get Real! » Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:24 pm

karma wrote:I am also 4 weeks VIRTUALLY pregnant , and just cant wait to have my first virtual baby :D
Hope to c ya arnd :wink:


:shock: I demand a virtual DNA test! :shock:
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Postby LENA » Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:43 pm

Beth_Josephine wrote:
Peterc wrote:hope you mean after the conception!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I don't know, let me think about that one :lol:

Nah, it's all the body movements or shall I say the lack of a certain one :shock:



Welcome Beth...congratulation about your pregnancy. LOL about the above...I am glad that another newbie dont have a luck of humor. Glad to have you here.
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Re: Newbie saying a quick hi!

Postby LENA » Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:44 pm

Get Real! wrote:
karma wrote:I am also 4 weeks VIRTUALLY pregnant , and just cant wait to have my first virtual baby :D
Hope to c ya arnd :wink:


:shock: I demand a virtual DNA test! :shock:



GUYS IS SOMETHING GOING ON HERE WITH YOU TWO???

Why nobody invited us to the virtual wedding? :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Postby annaka » Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:51 pm

A friend sent me this and I thought I'd pass it on:


Life would be much better lived backwards!

You'd start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, wake up in an old
people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being to
healthy; go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a
gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you’re generally promiscuous and you get
ready to start school. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you
play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and
then.......... you spend the last 9 months floating peacefully in
luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap,
larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm. I rest
my case!
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Postby LENA » Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:57 pm

annaka wrote:A friend sent me this and I thought I'd pass it on:


Life would be much better lived backwards!

You'd start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, wake up in an old
people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being to
healthy; go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a
gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you’re generally promiscuous and you get
ready to start school. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you
play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and
then.......... you spend the last 9 months floating peacefully in
luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap,
larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm. I rest
my case!



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Postby denizaksulu » Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:14 am

Welcome Beth_Josephine. Congrats. a lot. It gets pretty hot in here so you take care of young B_J. Dont say much how you love babies or you'll get plenty volunteers. Sorry , not me I am passed it. Allegedly. :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Postby Beth_Josephine » Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:36 am

denizaksulu wrote:Welcome Beth_Josephine. Congrats. a lot. It gets pretty hot in here so you take care of young B_J. Dont say much how you love babies or you'll get plenty volunteers. Sorry , not me I am passed it. Allegedly. :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:


Ach, if you can laugh, you can.........well..........erm.......it's not past the watershed yet :lol:
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