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[city]

...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
..why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
...why doctors call what they do "practice"?
...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
...why there isn't mouse-flavoured cat food?
...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?
...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
..why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?
...why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
...why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

[brother]

ha..ha..ha...ha..hahahah.....hahahahah....

[Mills Chapman]

Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Why if we send something by ship, it's cargo, and if we send something by truck or a delivery car, it's a shipment?
Why, in the U.S., do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

[Zaynah]

[cyprusgrump]

What is the speed of dark?

[devil]

Why, in the UK, we use the Royal Mail when we post something and, in the USA, we use the US Postal Service when we mail something?

(And, in Cyprus, we use the post office when we want to lose something?)