Moses catches a clip of Shakira singing "My hips don't lie" on TV, and jumps up sayin "OH GOD! I cannot stand it no more, you must send me down to earth for a night of lust with Shakira!"
Jesus objects and says: "Hold on mate! I am the one who can please her best! I should go. All women wept at my feet when I was crucified - they all loved me, so will she"
Muhammed stands up and says:"Whhoooah! I am the one who should go. I am allowed 5 wives and only had 2. I still have to fulfill my duties"
After a long argument they decide the best thing is to take the dice from the nearby "tavla" and throw in turns. The highest score will win the thrower a night of lust with Shakira.
Moses throws, it is 5 and 5!
Jesus throws, it is 5 and 6!
Muhammed throws and 6! and starts jumping up and down with joy "I've won, I've won!"
All of sudden thgere is an almighty thunder and lightning going on! Two huge dice fall from above showing 7 and 7...!
