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Postby villawagen » Thu May 24, 2007 11:40 pm

they really piss me off, they always seem to go for me, so i cover myself every night in anti mozzy stuff to stop the little bastards from biting me.
so this morning i woke up to find that one had bitten me on ( yes you guessed it)







my penis :evil:




why :?: it got me on the only place i had not put the anti mozzy stuff on :evil:


so i had to go to work today in debenhams paphos!!!! trying not to scratch my cock every time i walked past the perfume counter :shock: !!!!


i hate them they boil my piss :evil:
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Postby sylvia » Fri May 25, 2007 12:17 am

Just heard today from gardners world that a eucalyptos tree wards of mosquitos. Get a mini one in a pot
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Postby denizaksulu » Fri May 25, 2007 1:27 am

Body hair usually protects me from mozzies. So if you dont wax your bodies you have more protection. Even more if you dont use all the sweet smelling perfumes. The mention of depilatory products and the scent applies to men , wimin and the others. Act sensibly. If you have no body hair, well tough luck!
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Postby LENA » Fri May 25, 2007 1:30 am

VW...
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I guess you had a lovely day ... now that will teach you a valuable lesson and you will not forget your penis next time.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby LENA » Fri May 25, 2007 1:33 am

denizaksulu wrote:Body hair usually protects me from mozzies. So if you dont wax your bodies you have more protection. Even more if you dont use all the sweet smelling perfumes. The mention of depilatory products and the scent applies to men , wimin and the others. Act sensibly. If you have no body hair, well tough luck!


So no more waxing and body lotions for us too??
By the way you sound so calm so no mosquitoes had bitten you right? Well you have to invite GG to that coffee as well! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby denizaksulu » Fri May 25, 2007 6:57 am

Lena, do you think GG travels with her pussies? I eact to others' catss fleas :lol: :lol: :lol:
What am I saying. GR kept me al all night. The thought of Tpop took Morpheus away from me. I dont know what I am saying. I return to work next week, and I will miss the forum and its warm hearted members.
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Postby LENA » Fri May 25, 2007 7:09 am

denizaksulu wrote:Lena, do you think GG travels with her pussies? I eact to others' catss fleas :lol: :lol: :lol:
What am I saying. GR kept me al all night. The thought of Tpop took Morpheus away from me. I dont know what I am saying. I return to work next week, and I will miss the forum and its warm hearted members.


Denizaksulu, I have an advice for you...find better partners to keep you awake all night...now I am starting to think weird about you two guys...all this compliments to each other...telling us that you meet often...and now he kept you awake....:lol: :lol: is anything that you want to tell us :? :? or is better if we dont know more? Also you have to find better things to do if you want to spend your night awake than discussing about Tpap...and if you will miss the forum then try to keep in touch... :wink:
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Postby webbo » Fri May 25, 2007 7:20 am

sylvia wrote:Just heard today from gardners world that a eucalyptos tree wards of mosquitos. Get a mini one in a pot


What you going to do Villa?Walk around with your knob in a Eucalyptus bush.
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Postby denizaksulu » Fri May 25, 2007 8:04 am

Dear Lena, I dont think the compliments will appear for a while. No need to worry. We (GR & DA) only met twice this year, but many times electronically on another forum where we had many battles. He had a sense of humour but I think its going a bit sour lately. We are both straight btw as you can see from his previous posts to you. So no fear there. Regarding Tpop, I was hoping the GCs would find a new leader who could inspire more confidence and trust amongst TCs. More than Tpops' politics, its his past (in Eoka) that causes concerns for most TCs.
When I get back to work I have to stick to our IT policies and not "mis-use" my PC. It takes me 1.5 hours travel to work each way on a good day. If it is my turn to cook, then I will not have as much time left to join in the forum, but try keeping me away.
Anyway you are up early, getting ready for another day. Have a nice week-end and bank holiday.
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Postby LENA » Fri May 25, 2007 8:21 am

denizaksulu wrote:Dear Lena, I dont think the compliments will appear for a while. No need to worry. We (GR & DA) only met twice this year, but many times electronically on another forum where we had many battles. He had a sense of humour but I think its going a bit sour lately. We are both straight btw as you can see from his previous posts to you. So no fear there. Regarding Tpop, I was hoping the GCs would find a new leader who could inspire more confidence and trust amongst TCs. More than Tpops' politics, its his past (in Eoka) that causes concerns for most TCs.
When I get back to work I have to stick to our IT policies and not "mis-use" my PC. It takes me 1.5 hours travel to work each way on a good day. If it is my turn to cook, then I will not have as much time left to join in the forum, but try keeping me away.
Anyway you are up early, getting ready for another day. Have a nice week-end and bank holiday.


And then you say that GR lost his humour...I was only joking...calm down...you both mention your wives...so no need to explain about the straight thing...as for Tpap...we might meet in the Cyprus solution section for that...if you ever find time...I am always up... :wink: :wink: Have a nice day and a great weekend!!
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