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A man boarded a plane at Sydney airport.
Taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman
boarding the aircraft. He realized she was heading straight towards his seat, and bingo, she took the seat right beside him !
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out: "Business trip or
holiday?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said : "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in the United States ."
The man swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for
nymphomaniacs ! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked : "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer", she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"
"Well", she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men
are the most well-endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian
who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish."
Suddenly, the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry", she said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know
your name !"
"Tonto", the man said....."Tonto Papadopoulos, but all my friends call me
Paddy."