This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a
pet.
So he went to the pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which
came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box & decided he
would
start off by taking his new pet to the pub to have a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down The Queen's
Head with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he
waited a few minutes
and then asked him again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a
few minutes more,
thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this
time putting his face up against the centipede's
house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to The Queen's Head
and have a drink with me?"
A little voice came out of the box:...........
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my Fucking shoes on!!!!
