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Postby LENA » Tue May 22, 2007 6:28 pm

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Postby bigOz » Wed May 23, 2007 10:57 am

Her's my latest pic especially for you Lena!
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Postby LENA » Wed May 23, 2007 12:13 pm

bigOz wrote:Her's my latest pic especially for you Lena!
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Do you still have that moustache? And are you natural black (skin colour)?
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Postby bigOz » Wed May 23, 2007 12:48 pm

LENA wrote:Do you still have that moustache? And are you natural black (skin colour)?


That is me when I am doing undercover work in the jungle! I am looking to find a picture of "Tarzan" for a better describtion of my features - will post when I do! :lol:
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Re: Perfect male!

Postby devil » Wed May 23, 2007 1:47 pm

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Sorry, but your "perfect male" looks much more like a cow than a bull!!!! (I used to live near to a farm that bred them. I remember their prize bull, Strohn-a-Chuaid [sp?] very well!!!) Despite their fearsome appearance, they were as gentle as anything except if you were foolish enough to get between a cow and her calf; then you would know the meaning of horny. The cows' milk was as rich as the best Guernsey, deep yellow in colour and so delicious. Unfortunately, they produce very little milk, as they are a beef breed.
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Postby LENA » Wed May 23, 2007 10:39 pm

bigOz wrote:
LENA wrote:Do you still have that moustache? And are you natural black (skin colour)?


That is me when I am doing undercover work in the jungle! I am looking to find a picture of "Tarzan" for a better describtion of my features - will post when I do! :lol:


BigOZ...make up your mind. What are you? A black panther with a long moustache or a block who jump from one tree to the other??
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Re: Perfect male!

Postby LENA » Wed May 23, 2007 10:42 pm

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LENA wrote:Image


Sorry, but your "perfect male" looks much more like a cow than a bull!!!! (I used to live near to a farm that bred them. I remember their prize bull, Strohn-a-Chuaid [sp?] very well!!!) Despite their fearsome appearance, they were as gentle as anything except if you were foolish enough to get between a cow and her calf; then you would know the meaning of horny. The cows' milk was as rich as the best Guernsey, deep yellow in colour and so delicious. Unfortunately, they produce very little milk, as they are a beef breed.


Devil is not mine ... i prefer my perfect make less hairy than that even if he doesn't carry a rose...he will carry me! :wink:
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Postby bigOz » Thu May 24, 2007 4:51 pm

LENA wrote:
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LENA wrote:Do you still have that moustache? And are you natural black (skin colour)?


That is me when I am doing undercover work in the jungle! I am looking to find a picture of "Tarzan" for a better describtion of my features - will post when I do! :lol:


BigOZ...make up your mind. What are you? A black panther with a long moustache or a block who jump from one tree to the other??

What a relief to see someone with a great sense of humour :lol: :lol: :lol:
I gave up jumping from tree to tree since they discovered the rope! Now I've become a "swinger" Image
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Postby LENA » Thu May 24, 2007 6:28 pm

bigOz wrote:
LENA wrote:
bigOz wrote:
LENA wrote:Do you still have that moustache? And are you natural black (skin colour)?


That is me when I am doing undercover work in the jungle! I am looking to find a picture of "Tarzan" for a better describtion of my features - will post when I do! :lol:


BigOZ...make up your mind. What are you? A black panther with a long moustache or a block who jump from one tree to the other??

What a relief to see someone with a great sense of humour :lol: :lol: :lol:
I gave up jumping from tree to tree since they discovered the rope! Now I've become a "swinger" Image


So you are a bit hairy with moustache, who used to jump from one tree to the either but now that you found a rope you prefer to be a swinger...so after a hard day you look like that?

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Postby bigOz » Fri May 25, 2007 11:16 am

Holy hairfollicles!!! Image

Nah! This is what I looked like after the last "swing party"
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(BTW - I hope you know what the British mean when the talk about "swinging", otherwise you would not understand why I though it so funny...)
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