There was a man that just got done eating dinner and was on his way to a party. Half way there he realized that he had to crap so he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station, went in and took a dump.
While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no toilet paper... You have wipe your ass with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you."
Well, he had no choice so he wiped his ass with his fingers and stuck them out the hole.
Suddenly, a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers. The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers.
No Toilet Paper...
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No Toilet Paper...
by dinos » Mon May 21, 2007 9:05 pm
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by Kikapu » Mon May 21, 2007 9:21 pm
Dinos,
Stick to what you good at, which is catching fish my friend.
Did you manage to catch any recently, in between trying to build your business.
I guess winter is finally over for you guys over there.
You'll have the Humidity soon, then you will wish, it was winter already.
Stick to what you good at, which is catching fish my friend.
Did you manage to catch any recently, in between trying to build your business.
I guess winter is finally over for you guys over there.
You'll have the Humidity soon, then you will wish, it was winter already.
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by GorillaGal » Mon May 21, 2007 11:54 pm
Kikapu wrote:Dinos,
Stick to what you good at, which is catching fish my friend.
Did you manage to catch any recently, in between trying to build your business.
I guess winter is finally over for you guys over there.
You'll have the Humidity soon, then you will wish, it was winter already.
there is no place as humid as new york in summer. i hate it! bring on the snow!!!!
as for you dinos-----GROSS!
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by dinos » Tue May 22, 2007 1:04 am
Kikapu wrote:Dinos,
Stick to what you good at, which is catching fish my friend.
Did you manage to catch any recently, in between trying to build your business.
I guess winter is finally over for you guys over there.
You'll have the Humidity soon, then you will wish, it was winter already.
HAhahahaha! I haven't been fishing in a while but will go this summer, Kikapu. Striped bass season should be starting up soon if not already, but it's still a bit cold for them.
Anyway, I'll take the heat and humidity any day - I rather dislike winter. Never once complained about heat.
BTW, my compliments to you regarding your journal entries on your trip to Cyprus. Hope you're well!
-dinos
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by Kikapu » Tue May 22, 2007 12:58 pm
Two pompous college students bragging about which is a better college, Yale or Harvard.
One says to the other, "At Yale, they taught us to use our left hand to wipe our ass with in the toilet, so not to offend Muslim students, because right hand is used for eating".
The other one says, "At Harvard, they taught us to use Toilet Paper".
One says to the other, "At Yale, they taught us to use our left hand to wipe our ass with in the toilet, so not to offend Muslim students, because right hand is used for eating".
The other one says, "At Harvard, they taught us to use Toilet Paper".
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