There was a man that just got done eating dinner and was on his way to a party. Half way there he realized that he had to crap so he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station, went in and took a dump.
While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no toilet paper... You have wipe your ass with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you."
Well, he had no choice so he wiped his ass with his fingers and stuck them out the hole.
Suddenly, a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers. The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers.