In The Times (UK) – Last Thursday (May 17) edition, a very funny piece of news occupied almost a whole page in the World section. Apparently Indonesian civet cats or “luwaks” as they call them, swallow coffee beans, digest and then excrete them. These beans are then separated from the excrement (= cat shit), and used to make what is called “luwak coffee”!
Referred to as “cat-poo coffee” by the more sensible people, apparently it is on sale in Australia as the “worlds rarest and most exclusive coffee”. In Queensland it is fetching up to $50 a cup and has a market value of £500 per kilo!
Just when you thought the worst is over – it goes on to say “the customers are rewarded with a “certificate of experience” as a memento of drinking luwak coffee. Great! Now people can add to their diplomas stuck on the wall “Certificate of Drinking Coffee made from Cat Shit”.