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[JB Bear]

Typical Macho Man marries typical good-looking woman
and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when i want , if I want and at what time i want and I don't expect any hassle from you.

I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home dinner.

"I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when i want with my old buddies and don't want you giving me a hard time about it.

those are my rules! Any comments?"

His new bride says, "No, that's fine with me.
Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night whethere you're here or not.

[Aphrodite18]

Lovely...

[aussiedrillerman]

Typical woman..

tells you she loves you and then screws around at the first opportunity

[Aphrodite18]

You must be picking the wrong women sir!! Mind you there are men like this too... just about being picky I guess. Anyway shouldn't the guy (in the joke) not have discussed ALL his expectations and aspirations for their future life together before getting hitched... as she should have too!! Still hey it's only a joke?? 4 got to ask.. did you read the Mr Cadbury one - magic!

[aussiedrillerman]

You must be picking the wrong women sir!! Mind you there are men like this too... just about being picky I guess. Anyway shouldn't the guy (in the joke) not have discussed ALL his expectations and aspirations for their future life together before getting hitched... as she should have too!! Still hey it's only a joke??

I know just had a bad experience that way